Why I Am Sitting With A Stiff Drink.

[gness]

And spilling most of it.....

Having a quiet, sort out day......All going really well til I was in the hall emptying the understairs cupboard.....when...

The TV, which hasn't been on since last night, burst into life at full blast...really, really full blast.....Scooby bloody Doo screeching out from the sitting room....

Lord save us! I thought I had the noisiest and most inefficient burglars ever.
I screamed.....grabbed the battery operated Ewbank and charged into the sitting room.....the Ewbank burst into life and found the end of the ball of wool I'm knitting with.....

When I calm down and sober up I shall unravel the wool from the sweeper brush.... :-(

[Baldric]

Do you think Daughter set 'Sleep function timer' before she left?
You did say they were resourceful
;-)

[Tilly2]

Is this all to do with your dodgy electrics? First of all things went off, now things are coming on. You don't have a poltergeist do you?

[sunny-dave]

http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2012/Aug/25/d5bacc4a4554_sf_13.jpg

[Peter Pedant]

Cat - do you have a cat ?
There are more of them than poltergeists

stepped on the tv clicker I'd say.

have another drink....

[emmie]

what was chris Ewbank doing in your house, bet he was surprised when you grabbed his bits.

[Baldric]

I was thinking of;

//Oh I am checking everything....they're resourceful kids....I taught them!//

from Saturday

[gness]

If that can be done, Baldric it wouldn't surprise me....I seem to be recording programmes which are of no interest to me....I'll check all the alarm clocks and anything else that might go off now.....:-(

Tilly....do poltergeists come in dishy shapes?....☻

[Butterbun]

lol at emmie. maybe he was going to challenge Stephen Fry for gness' affections.

[gness]

Thanks, Dave.....☺

Peter....I don't have a cat or anything else that needs looking after and if I stood on the remote from the hall my legs will need insuring....

Chris Ewbank....eek no.....rather take my chances with a burglar...☺

[emmie]

you did say you grabbed the ewbank, eekk

[Tilly2]

I think poltergeists can be any shape they want to be, gness.

[gness]

Em....the voice is bad enough without me grabbing his bits...☻

I'll have a Stephen Fry shaped poltergeist then......☺☺...whoohoo!

[Mamyalynne]

Oh dash it - have I missed Scooby Doo?

[emmie]

he is a bit of an odd bod i confess.. I know his name is Eubank, but close enough...

[gness]

I didn't, Mamya.....:-(

Just imagine the pillow talk, Em.....Lord you'd fall asleep mid fumble....☻

[emmie]

i would smack him with the pillow, as for the monocle, what can one say.

[jno]

goodness, is there room for both you and Stephen Fry on the same sofa? Even if, erm, stacked?

[Psybbo]

Uh gness, look at the related post, it'll bring back fond memories x

[gness]

Sofa, Jno?....Who mentioned sofa.....☺

[emmie]

Stephen doesn't swing your way though, sad as i reckon he'd be lovely to cuddle up to.