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♫ Happy Birthday Lie-in-King♫
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Have a lovely time, enjoy your special day.
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LIK's Birthday Ode
There's a famous seaside place called ABpool,
That's noted for fresh sunnydave air and gness-like fun,
And Mr and Mrs Boxtops
Went there with young Tony, their plumbing son.
A grand little lad was young Tony,
All dressed in his best; quite an Arksided dandy swell
With a stick with an owdhamer 'orse's 'ead 'andle,
The finest that Mrs Overall's could sell.
They didn't think much of the Sloopy Ocean:
The Seadogg waves, they were Brendan fiddlin', tinkerbell small,
There was no headwrecks and nobody drowned,
Fact, AOG nothing to laugh at at all.
So, seeking for further amusement,
They paid and went into the Zoo,
Where they'd Lions and Llamas and Camels,
And old Guinness and Eccles Cakes too.
There were one great big Lion called LieInKing;
His nose were all covered with scars -
He lay in a somnolent Yogasun posture,
With the side of his face on the Castle bars.
Now Tony had heard about Lions,
How they was ferocious and wild -
To see LieInKing lying so peaceful,
Well, it didn't seem right to the plumbing child.
So straightway the brave little tap-fiend feller,
Not showing a Mamya of fear,
Took his stick with its 'orse's 'ead 'andle
And stoke-maveric-ed it in LieinKing's ear.
You could see that LieInKing didn't like it,
For giving a kind of a Rowan roll,
He pulled Tony inside the cage with 'im,
And swallowed the little lad DrF 'ole.
Then Nibble, who had seen the occurrence,
And didn't know what to do next,
Said 'him in a DeeSa accent! Yon Lion's 'et Tony',
And Boxie said 'Well, it'be off to A&E again; I am so vexed!'
Then Mr and Mrs Boxtops -
Quite rightly, when all's said and done -
Complained to the Alba Animal Keeper,
That LieInKing had eaten their son.
The Alba keeper was quite nice about it;
He said 'What a nasty mishap.
Are you sure that it's your Tonyav he's eaten?'
Boxie said "Am I sure? There's his Nungate cap!'
The gnomeish Ed had to be sent for.
He came and he said 'What's to do?'
Nibble said 'Yon Lion's 'et Tony,
'And 'im in his plumbing clothes, too.'
Then Boxie said, (a Kentish voice) 'Right's right, young Ed feller;
I think it's a shame and a sin,
For a lion to go and eat Tony,
And after we've paid Yorkshire dosh to come in.'
The Ed wanted no trouble,
He took out his purse right away,
Saying 'Ummmm, How much to settle the matter?'
And Nibble said "What the Beejay do you usually pay?'
But Boxie had turned a bit awkward
When she thought where her Tony had gone.
She said 'No! someone's got to be Prudie summonsed' -
So that was decided upon.
Then off they went to the P'lice Station,
In front of the NewJudge chap;
They told 'im what happened to Tony,
And proved it by showing his Nungatecap.
NewJudge gave his honoured opinion
That no one was really to blame
And he said that he hoped the Boxtops
Would have further sons to their name.
At that Boxie got proper blazing,
'And thank you, sir, kindly,' said she.
'What waste all our lives having rampant sex
To feed ruddy Lions? Not me!'
There's a famous seaside place called ABpool,
That's noted for fresh sunnydave air and gness-like fun,
And Mr and Mrs Boxtops
Went there with young Tony, their plumbing son.
A grand little lad was young Tony,
All dressed in his best; quite an Arksided dandy swell
With a stick with an owdhamer 'orse's 'ead 'andle,
The finest that Mrs Overall's could sell.
They didn't think much of the Sloopy Ocean:
The Seadogg waves, they were Brendan fiddlin', tinkerbell small,
There was no headwrecks and nobody drowned,
Fact, AOG nothing to laugh at at all.
So, seeking for further amusement,
They paid and went into the Zoo,
Where they'd Lions and Llamas and Camels,
And old Guinness and Eccles Cakes too.
There were one great big Lion called LieInKing;
His nose were all covered with scars -
He lay in a somnolent Yogasun posture,
With the side of his face on the Castle bars.
Now Tony had heard about Lions,
How they was ferocious and wild -
To see LieInKing lying so peaceful,
Well, it didn't seem right to the plumbing child.
So straightway the brave little tap-fiend feller,
Not showing a Mamya of fear,
Took his stick with its 'orse's 'ead 'andle
And stoke-maveric-ed it in LieinKing's ear.
You could see that LieInKing didn't like it,
For giving a kind of a Rowan roll,
He pulled Tony inside the cage with 'im,
And swallowed the little lad DrF 'ole.
Then Nibble, who had seen the occurrence,
And didn't know what to do next,
Said 'him in a DeeSa accent! Yon Lion's 'et Tony',
And Boxie said 'Well, it'be off to A&E again; I am so vexed!'
Then Mr and Mrs Boxtops -
Quite rightly, when all's said and done -
Complained to the Alba Animal Keeper,
That LieInKing had eaten their son.
The Alba keeper was quite nice about it;
He said 'What a nasty mishap.
Are you sure that it's your Tonyav he's eaten?'
Boxie said "Am I sure? There's his Nungate cap!'
The gnomeish Ed had to be sent for.
He came and he said 'What's to do?'
Nibble said 'Yon Lion's 'et Tony,
'And 'im in his plumbing clothes, too.'
Then Boxie said, (a Kentish voice) 'Right's right, young Ed feller;
I think it's a shame and a sin,
For a lion to go and eat Tony,
And after we've paid Yorkshire dosh to come in.'
The Ed wanted no trouble,
He took out his purse right away,
Saying 'Ummmm, How much to settle the matter?'
And Nibble said "What the Beejay do you usually pay?'
But Boxie had turned a bit awkward
When she thought where her Tony had gone.
She said 'No! someone's got to be Prudie summonsed' -
So that was decided upon.
Then off they went to the P'lice Station,
In front of the NewJudge chap;
They told 'im what happened to Tony,
And proved it by showing his Nungatecap.
NewJudge gave his honoured opinion
That no one was really to blame
And he said that he hoped the Boxtops
Would have further sons to their name.
At that Boxie got proper blazing,
'And thank you, sir, kindly,' said she.
'What waste all our lives having rampant sex
To feed ruddy Lions? Not me!'
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