HELP! My watermelons alive!

[Ditzymarie21]

Hiya, earlier I bought a watermelon from the market and put it on the floor when I got home and noticed it rocking slightly which was strange as the house was quiet and no sign of any music or large vehicles or anything and the floor is level as I checked with my boyfriends spirit level to check I wasn't going mad! so I pushed it with the mop to inspect the outside to make sure a family of wasps, rats or voles haven't somehow got in but there are no marks whatsoever on the outside. I picked it up and immediately dropped it into the laundry basket as there was definitely an angry humming and rattling noise coming from inside the watermelon. I've now taken it out to the far side of the garden in fear in case something breaks out of it. My friend is coming over and wants to put a video camera on it, chop it with an axe and run but I'm not so sure as if there are creatures inside from other lands and we let them loose on the countryside who knows what kind of ecological mess we could cause so my question is what to do? Call the police, zooologists? What would you do?

[sherrardk]

Every time I see this in the latest posts things I cant resist having a look - really want to know what it was now.

[archeraddict]

Shame that she didn't carry the fantasy on to a conclusion. It's just torture to leave it as she did. Perhaps too much neat vodka did for her!

[jno]

by tomorrow this should stop appearing in the Latest Posts panel and I won't be drawn into clicking on it again to see if an explanation has been offered.

[redcrx]

do you think the Ed would email her for an update if we ask nicely?

[Jemisa]

Have we got a solution yet? What was it? Is it April first? I shall be soo annoyed if she doesn't get back to us & put us out of our misery.
Especially as I've just sat and read over a hundred posts for nothing! Grrrrr!!!

jem

[welshlibranr]

Me too Jem, won't be looking at this post again!.....rubbish!........

[mccfluff]

hi jno :-)

[NoMercy]

I reckon it was a poltergeist.

[jno]

oh no, it's still coming up. I thought it stopped after a week, but maybe it's a month. Oh lord, the torment goes on.

[mccfluff]

*waves*

at jno again

[Arksided]

oh smeg, she hasn't come back to answer, well I'm not buying any more Melons until i find out what was/ (or is) in them.

[ummmm]

Lol....nor me.

[Arksided]

It must be a 'health and safety' issue, we have been warned. ;-)

[ummmm]

If you find out can you let us know :-)

[snags]

Perhaps Ditzymarie21 has been eaten by whatever hatched out from inside the melon...

Or maybe, just maybe, it was all bullsh!t ;-p

[mccfluff]

nah wasn't bullsh!t snags, i believe in watermelon beasties

[T&S]

The title of this post has got to be one of the best ever!

[bushbaby_de]

I just want to know what it was!!!