Fao. Tilly

[Svejk]

Good news, you get 2 bites of the cherry.
You can say Swike,as in
The one that I like.
Or Swek, as in
Like you more than Ready-Brek.

[mrs_overall]

I thought it was swerk....as rhymes with berk ;-)

[Tilly2]

or svejk, that rhymes with jerk!

[Tilly2]

Thank you anyway Svejk. I'll consider those options.

[mrs_overall]

There was an AB'er called Svejk
Who could be a bit of a jerk.
He sometimes is silly
And lusts after Tilly.
Could the relationship work?

[Tilly2]

Good one, Mrs.O. I don't have to do one now. Thank you. I will though.

[Svejk]

Very droll, ladies. I shall enjoy this thread.

[Tilly2]

There once was an ABer called Svejk
Who said, 'I don't mind, what the heck'
My name rhymes with berk
And also with jerk
And what do I care, not a speck.

[DTCwordfan]

There was an ABer called Svejk
Who had the audacity to eat B00's cake
Along came our gorgeous Tilly
To seize him by his Hasek-like willy
And now dear Svejk only has a Cadbury Flake.

[Tilly2]

DTC, what are you playing at?

[DTCwordfan]

just some light teasing......lol

[Tilly2]

I know.

Where did Swike go?

[mrs_overall]

He is a lovely man and I won't have a word said against him.
He knows a best answer when he sees one

[Tilly2]

You were calling him a berk earlier!

[mrs_overall]

Nooooooo, I was just saying his names rhymes with it.

It is unfortunate that Svejk is the Danish word for "sweaty"

[Svejk]

Oh tilly, our tilly, my till.
Will I,or won't I, I will.

There once was a teacher called Tilly.
Who made herself look rather silly.
It amused her no end.
That a lad met his friend.
But said 'up' when its flat and not hilly.

Now ABers will argue, I think you'd agree.
Bout the day of the week or the weather.
But one thing was clar.
Twas tilly's faux-pax
And for once they agreed, altogether.
T.b.c.
:-)

[mrs_overall]

svejk - don't give up your day job ;-)

[Tilly2]

Perhaps that is his day job, mrs.o.

I like that, swike. Fancy you remembering that particular post. It was ages ago. It must have amused you at the time. I really enjoyed it. Cat among the pigeons and all that.

I still have my John Humphrys quote to back me up but I'm saving it for a rainy day.

[mrs_overall]

I have a serious question for you both - will I be needing to buy a hat at any time in the near future?

[Tilly2]

Your new hairstyle that bad, mrs.o?

[mrs_overall]

I am very happy with the style Tilly.....and the colour now I have shampooed it 28 times to tone it down