Never Ever

[NoMercy]

Apply loads of greasy hand cream and then pick up a hot cup of tea.

Any "never ever" wisdom you'd care to impart? :-/

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Never ever drink the milk without sniffing and shaking it first.

[237SJ]

Never, ever spray anti-freeze on your hair instead of hairspray!

[baza]

Never ever say anything about your mother in law without checking behind you.

[gness]

Never ever come on AB for ten minutes.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Never ever drink a pint of cider outside in September (it's a wasp thing).

[friedgreentomato]

Never ever eat yellow snow!

[Psybbo]

Never ever try to put a good glass away late at night, cut hand, glass everywhere

[Mick-Talbot]

baza, that would not help..... mother in laws just appear in a puff of smoke whenever you slate them

[gness]

Ditto with fabric glue 237SJ.

[CailinDeas]

Never ever ever take a sleeping tablet and a laxative on the same night!!!

[parkie]

Never ever tell the wife you will DEFINITELY do something. Without fail.

[Tilly2]

Never ever squirt on a new perfume in Boots.

[NoMercy]

Never ever go to Sainsburys, fill up your trolley and let the whole lot get scanned through without checking you've got your bank cards with you. :(

[gness]

Never ever accidentally cover your MiL`s commode with cling film.

[NoMercy]

Or coat your Granddad's tablets in tippex...

[DTCwordfan]

Never ever put dog shyte in your ex's shoes.

[wolf63]

Never put on lip-gloss just before giving your cat a kiss.

[gness]

As before...never ever cut through the feeding tube keeping OH alive.

[MarkRae]

Never hit your grandma with a shovel
It makes a bad impression on her mind