Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

The man who invented Strepsils has died.
Apparently there will be no coffin at his funeral.

[emmie]

its not the cough that carries you off
its the coffin they carry you offin.

[murraymints]

hmmmm

[DTCwordfan]

which box did you find this one lain in?

[Chipchopper]

His inscription "So long suckers"

[Hopkirk]

Second BA to Chipchopper.

[Patsy33]

I bet a lot of people coughed up when the collection plate was passed around after service...

[Hopkirk]

Third BA to Patsy.

You're all on form today.