How stupid ...

[sherrardk]

... do Asda think their customers are? Got the shopping devliered earlier and on the box of a birthday cake it has a section entitled 'How to cut the cake' (apparently I need to use a sharp knife and I can cut the slices any size I like!).

[cazzz1975]

LOL I love the PC world sometimes ;)

[annie0000]

Did it have a picture of a serving suggestion? Perhaps a piece of cake on a plate!!!

[ljdksa]

Don't use a sharp knife. You might hurt yourself. :-)

[welshlibranr]

Oh sher!.........can't believe it!............lol.............

[society]

Someone need a job, Sherra. lol

[sara3]

save a slice for me :o)

[sherrardk]

Oh, don't think there was a serving suggestion! How on earth am I supposed to eat it without one?

[Barmaid]

If you cut your hands on the sharp knife you could always sue for them not giving you safety advice!!!

[Answerprancer]

Tescos have a label UNDERNEATH their tiramisu that reads "do not turn upside down".

[society]

AP, you'd be surprise what could happen when one is rushing...

[welshlibranr]

Better be on the safe side sher!...........ask for the serving suggestions before cutting the cake!........You don't want to risk getting it wrong, do you?...........lol...............

[ljdksa]

My sister had some vitamin tablets which said on the side, "In the event of an overdose, see a Doctor, if still awake."

[boxtops]

Come on sherrard, you know that without that instruction, you would have stood the cake on its side and tried to grate it....

[supersuezy24]

I read a funny one which i am sure you have all seen at one point or another
On Tesco croutons:

Recipe: No nuts
Ingredients: Cannot guarantee nut free
Factory: No Nuts

[AlBags]

Ruddy Twerps : )

[Answerprancer]

LOL - I've seen "may contain traces of nuts" on packets of nuts before.

[wolf63]

I bought a couple of toys for my cats. They were just little furry things to hunt and kill and then get stuck under the sofa with all the other toys. The pack said that when playing with them the cats should be supervised at all times. I am not too sure what was supposed to happen if I didn't.

[Barmaid]

LOL - I've seen "may contain traces of nuts" .... before

Isn't that AB's new strapline AP?

[sherrardk]

It's ok, I've found a picture showing me how serve it (phew)! Got a problem with the candles now though, they have to be 5cm apart but they spell out 'Happy Birthday' and the cake is not big enough.

[welshlibranr]

OH sher! I would just the candles wherever, they won't be there long anyway!......As long as they're there!.............Be fine!...............