teaspoon in the bathroom

[mollykins]

This is something I've just remembered that happened on holiday, dad needed a teaspoon whilst in the bath!

It seemed hilarious and awkward so we never asked why, can you think of any reasons?

[mollykins]

He said if you have no paaper and are constipated you'll have to spoon it out, to which one of the other girls nearly had fits of panick and laughter at the same time!

[Bbbananas]

Do you think he might have been jesting?

[Greedyfly]

Oh my god

[redman41]

Next time you have the 'Lenins' salla get a Teaspoon ! Ha Ha

[mollykins]

Its a random thing to do though . . . .

[ttfn]

Reminds me of the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil on a piece of paper

[swedeheart]

There's a book called 101 Uses For A Dead Cat. It's supposed to be funny but it isn't. But this thread is. Find a good illustrator Molly and you're a millionaire.

[Ankou]

he needed a spoon to remove the plug ?

all real domestic men know that there is only one suitable item in the cutlery tray for such emergencies.

is your dad aichmophobic ?

[rowanwitch]

Don't tell Salla about that book swedeheart...she will treat it as a diy manual

[annie0000]

Have i ever seen what?

[mollykins]

I don't think so ankou he works with dnagerous power tools and has even nearly chopped part of his finger off before. But he got it stitched back on again.

[squarebear]

ttfn - I heard about the constipated accountant who just couldn't "budget".

[Ankou]

ah i see. maybe he got his foreskin trapped in the plug hole and improvised with the teaspoon as a surgical device for emergency circumcision.

[ttfn]

sb (;-))

[Greedyfly]

Painful

[mollykins]

eeeewwwwwww . . . . . . .

[ttfn]

Ankou - would that not have required a grapefruit spoon with the little serrated edge?

[Greedyfly]

You did ask Molly =)

[Greedyfly]

Blunt but effective!

[snags]

''teaspoon as a surgical device for emergency circumcision.''

Jeez... I know he was on holiday so had plenty of time to spare but wouldn't a knife have been a better request?