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maggie01 | 13:15 Sat 25th Jul 2009 | ChatterBank
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I was walking my dog yesterday who just had to go up a grassy bank to do her buisness. The grass was wet and you can guess what happened. Slipped flat on my backside. Leg hurt like hell but just wanted to die as traffic was flying past. Sure signs i am not a blonde 20 something. I got up a limped home which luckily wasn't too far away.
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maggie,
I can beat that! Went head long down the isle of a bus once! Embarrasing! lol! Hope you're o.k? ;0) x
13:19 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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No one stopped to help you, maggie?

How's your leg today?
13:19 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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Oh maggie I wished i'd never seen your fa ace.
You made a first class fool out of me.
But I'm as blind as a fool can be.
You stole my heart and that's what really hu uurt.

You led me away from home.
Just to save you from being alone.
You stole my heart and thats a pain I can do without


CHORUS
13:29 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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I rode a bike into a lake once....by accident of course :-(
13:30 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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& did your dog laugh at you like Muttley? ;0)
13:32 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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did you scoop her poop?
13:35 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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cazzzy beauj is preggers to me!!????


how about that then eh ??????
13:36 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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oh congrats leg, I though beauj was of ahem .."advancing years" maybe I misconstrued it? was it good for you though?
13:39 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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shes been 52 60

irish a lotto winner has pipe bombs

knows terroristys called me a tout and says i had a nite of passion with her.


like noway but a bit dafter

lol
13:41 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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It's amazing what you can do via computer nowadays (ref leggy getting an ABer pregnant).
13:42 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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she was obviously trying to woo you with pipe bombs
13:42 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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strangely she started saying shed saht more for her breakfast and in 3 posts she said id gave her good loving and she was up the duff



I TRULY AM A LEGEND !!!
13:46 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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Well that is twice that you have done that on this site now leg.

What was the other ones name as I have forgotten
13:48 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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she was warm for your form then, maybe you could help that 72 year old who wants to get preggers?
13:50 Sat 25th Jul 2009
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Well you are the Messiah!

But it is, of course, an immaculate deception.
13:53 Sat 25th Jul 2009

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