I have

[bobtheturkey]

way too much money

[rinkins]

Marry me.......

[Bbbananas]

Lend me.... on an indefinite pay-back time period

[legendis.god]

funnily enough i own rights to 3 nigerian villages .

if youd be interested in buying them ?

[bobtheturkey]

cant im in negotiations to buy croydon cemetery in a bid to keep the undesirables out

[dot.hawkes]

Noone can ever have too much money Roberto, otherwise it would be pointless having it!!!

[Bbbananas]

well I have way too little these days; can we do a deal?

[rinkins]

The least he could do is give you enough for that new car Salla?!!

[Bbbananas]

I've been rich...I've been poor... I know which I prefer.

Having said that: I'd rather have my health & money doesn't always buy a penis ... sorry that should be appiness; keyboard's playing up.

[terambulan]

how much is way too much.......millions of turkish lira or pesetas?

[whiskeysheri]

And I still haven't received my Christmas and birthday prezzies! Tsk! :) x