Bad dancer.

[hurkleho]

I am a bad dancer, there is no disputing that. I, however, love to dance.

Is there some way that I could learn how to dance in the privacy of my own home, a la Napoleon Dynamite?

[laurence2]

Well this is not going to help you but,

I'm a fantastic dancer.

[hundreddolla]

Bad Dancing = Good Dancing. At least in my book anyway. Good dancers always look too practised / show offy.

[squarebear]

You could possibly watch some videos on youtube and try to copy them in front of a mirror.

[Reverandfunk]

And so modest laurence lol

[daffy654]

I'm not a bad dancer but at my age (39) I refuse point blank to ever dance in public.My other half dances like a dad at a wedding.

[laurence2]

Do you think so Rever? lol

I can cater {dance wise} for all occassions.

You want good, you got it.
You want bad, I can be real bad. lol

[hurkleho]

These guilty feet ain't got no rhythm. I just don't want to shame meself in public, that's all.

[andrea81]

I'm a bad dancer but I go for the 'look at how bad I am' routine so it looks obvious that i'm bad. It's worse to be trying to be good! I think anyway!

[Reverandfunk]

can you Norther Soul tho Laurence

[daffy654]

I can northern soul dance,it was my music of choice at school discos.

[cheries]

I have always fancied people who are great dancers.
Have you got any natural rythmn? Is it just the movements you can't do or maybe you can't think of what to do with yourself ? I'd watch other people and see if you can pick up some ideas.

[laurence2]

What to Rever.

The one that goes'' Lets have a party tonight''?

Forgot the singer if you know what song i mean

And YES i can

[hurkleho]

The main problem, cherries, is that I have to get ratarsed to even consider it. It looks like a cross between Ian Curtis, Oliver Reed and Mick Jagger - with the palsy.

[hundreddolla]

Talc down the floor, a couple of bombers in a glass of pop, put my best Prince Of Wales Check shirt on and watch me spin!

Check ma bad self! Huh!

[daffy654]

You could always pretend you are dancing like Bez from the Happy Mondays hurkleho.He cracks me up.

[cheries]

Again, I'm crying with laughter. This site cracks me up.
OK. You need to work on your nerves then pal. I trained as a ballet dancer and worked as a dancer through University so I could pay my fees. I used to get really nervous before I went on stage and so my feet didn't always behave theirselves.
Could you join a Latin dancing club? Merengue and Salsa are great for your health and are a good way to get your body to co-operate with you!!

[Reverandfunk]

Hundred dolla I'll be doing that 2nite lol

Two can have a party? marvin gaye and tammi terrell

[cheries]

What are bombers? And what is a prince of wales shirt? Am I old?

[hurkleho]

I'm not as good as Bez! And I'd like to be able to dance in a ladylike fashion, not this flailing spazzfest that I do...

[Reverandfunk]

Black bombers lol speed

yes you are old