Remembering Sqad On His Birthday
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Good day?
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I was just wondering what kind of a day have people had today? Has anything really good happend today? Has anything put a smile on your face? ;-)
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Went to the park today with my kids and in the park was a man in a wheelchair, he had no shirt on, which caught my eldest sons attention. He then noticed his leds were missing from the knee down, and he said really loudly
" Mum, where has his legs gone to?"
In the process of telling him I dont know, he shouts out
"Hey mister, did a shark eat your legs?"
As I was letting the ground swallow me up, he came over and told Jay a brill story about how he used to be a pirate and was caught by the navy and they made him walk the plank and thats when the sharks got him. He was listening with his mouth wide open and asked him how escaped and he told him that Jack Sparrow came and rescued him. To which he responded,
"my mum has a big picture of him in her bedroom, she says good morning Jack when she wakes up everyday, dont suppose you have his number?"
" Mum, where has his legs gone to?"
In the process of telling him I dont know, he shouts out
"Hey mister, did a shark eat your legs?"
As I was letting the ground swallow me up, he came over and told Jay a brill story about how he used to be a pirate and was caught by the navy and they made him walk the plank and thats when the sharks got him. He was listening with his mouth wide open and asked him how escaped and he told him that Jack Sparrow came and rescued him. To which he responded,
"my mum has a big picture of him in her bedroom, she says good morning Jack when she wakes up everyday, dont suppose you have his number?"
That's excellent!
My dad has a white beard and thinning white hair and has got a bit portly in his dotage.
Last year he was stopped by a young lad at Asda, who thought he was Santa out doing the Xmas shopping and wanted to show him exactly what he wanted and where to find it on the shelves.
As for today - saw a sign driving to work via the countryside:
BEWARE of the Bull. Any survivors prosecuted.
Made me grin!
My dad has a white beard and thinning white hair and has got a bit portly in his dotage.
Last year he was stopped by a young lad at Asda, who thought he was Santa out doing the Xmas shopping and wanted to show him exactly what he wanted and where to find it on the shelves.
As for today - saw a sign driving to work via the countryside:
BEWARE of the Bull. Any survivors prosecuted.
Made me grin!
Yes! The guy at work that I fancy (he knows I fancy him.. All the guys told him, but we haven't talked about it... he is married :o(..) he came back from lunch and had bought me something... that I didn't ask for.... and we were emailing in the afternoon and he was being very flirty... (I showed the girls... and they couldn't believe it)! It made me smile ALL day.... (I know... its shameful... but don't take away my happy day) :o)
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