So fed up!

[Homer55]

Iam so fed up with work its not even funny, I finish on thursday but this just isnt soon enough.. can anyone cheer me up?

[dot.hawkes]

I only have Christmas Day off, start back 8am Boxing Day, did that make you feel less put upon?

[Homer55]

I wish it did dot, what do you do?

[MrBen5]

Hello hygenic Homer. I know summat that will cheer you up. I only have xmas day and boxing day off.

[dot.hawkes]

belive it or not Homer I only sell bl00dy shoes!!!!!

[4getmenot]

Picture this I walked into my bosses office yesterday just as he fell backwards off his chair. I held my breath turned round and walked straight out to go and cry with laughter at my desk :-)

[Homer55]

Christ Dot, who needs shows on boxing day???

4getmenot that is funny..

[redcrx]

OMG 4get thats brilliant, was it the big boss or the mini-me?

[4getmenot]

And its not as if I don�t like him but if he�d have seen me laughing I wouldn�t have been happy. He�s very posh and it killed me.

[4getmenot]

Big boss redcrx. Maybe I didn�t wish hard enough for mini me :-)

[redcrx]

oh i wish id have seen it. Might consider setting secret cctv up in his new office so i dont miss out if he does it again.

[4getmenot]

How about this to make you smile


Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around."

[Homer55]

that is funny 4get, cheers for that

[crete]

Homer life is too short to be in a job you dislike so much would a change of employment not be possible ?

[unruliejulie]

Great joke 4getmenot!!! If it didnt manage to cheer Homer up, it certainly made me smile! :-)

[Homer55]

What are you offering crete??

[crete]

Homer depends on what age you are your sex and how good you are with a duster?

[4getmenot]

my pleasure unrulie :-)

[Homer55]

26 male and very good...... erm I hope your thinking of a cleaner

[unruliejulie]

one of those naked cleaners that these rich ladies get in to do their dusting for them, whilst them and their mates all sit round ogling your bare bum!!!!! sounds like it could be a potential big earner Homer.

[Homer55]

I think ive found my niche!!