Se.xy ideas

[stylinsam]

hi guys have a romantic night in tonight with my fella, i want some sexy unusual ideas on how to be more in the mood!! (i dont mean sex positions etc. etc,.) things like candles chocolate and marshmellows. tia xxx

[China Doll]

Lol @ Elvis & Zac.... I meant just stick some blankets down or something so they can watch the porn on the telly, it's nippy out y'know! (Or am I old fashioned and does everyone have a TV in their bedroom these days?)

[noxlumos]

And I repeat HIDE chocolates, or are you all too young to remember Marianne Faithful and the Mars Bar incident....?

[China Doll]

Yes... what are you talking about Nox?!

[B00]

Winces @ the Marianne Faithful incident............

[ELVIS68]

It inspired David Bowie to write Life on Mars...erggghhh!!!

[China Doll]

Hmfft... I never know anything good.

<Sulks>

[noxlumos]

maybe something for Wardy and roughquest then....lol

[spk]

Noxlumus was the Marianne Faithful thing with a mars bar ice cream or a normal mars bar?

[joby1]

didn't she insert it in a part of her anatomy, and then other people nibbled on it?

There was a girl I knew once who was notorious for doing the same thing with a finger of fudge, dirty cow :-))

[sophie_1003]

wtf to the mars bar thing?? sounds like it could be similar to a kit kat incident i know of! i read a good idea once...this girl used food colouring to put little hearts on her skin where she wanted to be kissed/licked...very useful if ur bloke doesnt have a clue what hes doin

[China Doll]

Grim.

[noxlumos]

normal bars bar I think ( I try not to think too much about it if possible, she's not my type...) I don't think they had Mars ice creams in 1960 whatever it was.
Mind you it's brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "slip into something cooler...." lol

[Craig007]

Just turn up naked........ with beer!!!! :o)

[samuel23]

kit kat incident? Would that be because ....... ah second thoughts. That's a bit too rude to post.

[unruliejulie]

LMAO @ Elvis!
I think Craig has got it right. Thats all most men need! lol
I dont think my hubby would get over excited at any of the slushy stuff, shame really but thats the way it is! Maybe im missing out, who knows!

[-Zorro-]

slide down the banister naked

[DavidUK]

You only get four fingers in a kitkat - it's an old joke!

[sophie_1003]

no...i know of an actual kit kat incident involving this lad and his girlfriend...i got told about it in graphic detail...not nice when he's as slimy as he is!