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What are your neighbours like? Just curious as right at this minute mine are having yet another slanging match. I have turned the telly off as usual to listen, cos its much more interesting listening to them then This Morning:) They argue at least once a day at full volume and when they arent arguing they sing love songs to each other at the top of their voices. Not sure which is worst actually lol
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Mine is a heavy-footed, door-slamming, argumentative lesbian who never seems to work and likes to listen to loud dance music at 6.30 in the morning. She and her girlfriend have regular drunken rows which are always highly entertaining!! Mind you, I�m sure I�m not the perfect neighbour either. Especially with a boyfriend who likes to parade outside my flat at 4am in his boxer shorts and my feather boa in front of the CCTV cameras!!
lol at the above!
My next door neighbour lives by himself and he's about 35 I'd say... and almost completely deaf! He has crap dance music on every Friday and Saturday night, full blast, on repeat and on until 4 or 5 in the morning.
One summer night, his CD was stuck and my dad couldn't get an answer at his door (he'd passed out p*ssed), so he climbed through his wide-open living room window and turned it off. The bloke still doesn't know.
His family who live nearby are slightly crazy. One Christmas morning the whole street was curtain-twitching, watching his dad try and run him over in the car!! (we listen at the walls too- you can hear him sneeze sometimes!)
My mum and dad are divorced now, and my mum likes him 'coz he mows our lawn. lol x
One of my neighbours was obsessed with ordering off QVC - but never home to collect the parcels so we always ended up with them. The other had a massive row with my mum once when we got sky cause they tried to dig on HER bit of the pavement (not sure when we started to own pavement!!). We all talk now but she has a memory problem so she's probably forgotten all about the row!!
Another neighbour has parkinsons and is often in and out of hospital having fallen over. Got home one evening and found her on the doorstep. Don't really know any other. Oh and the one with the parcels- she lets her dogs out at 6am and they bark and bark and bark!!!
awww mcfluff our neighbours dog used to howl at 4 in the morning it was real crap, not heard it for a while though.
heeehee champs, we could do a house swap for a weekend, I could do with a change of argument and your fella would fit in well round here lol
lmao at WS, errmmm i think we may live in the same street lol
ooerr im guilty of the parcel thing too, they always come when im at work lol
Years ago it was a lovely day and I had the front door open and was hoovering the stairs. The neighbours little lad (different neighbours to what we have now) came to the door and started shouting to me. I switched off the hoover and asked what he was saying. He asked 'whats that?' I replied it was a hoover. 'whats it for ?' he asked. bless him i nearly choked laffing.
My neighbours are prettycool actually. I told them I was getting a drum kit and they didnt mind at all.
Though my neighbour at my old house was BONKERS!
she was about 154,Polish and one minute she was bringing me cakes and biscuits, next minute she was screaming at me and my son and threatening my with her walking stick!! I have hundreds of stories about her but would fill the page with her loopyness lol
Mine are cools as...
They're a young couple with an 8yr old girl & I don't hear a thing. I asked them once if they can hear my TV or stereo & they hear nothing. They spend every weekend away at her bf's other house so I can make even more noise if I wanted to at weekends. I hope they don't sell up, they say they won't :)
Me and my mate shared a flat when we were 16 and the next door neighbours were ALWAYS at it lol and there bedroom (and bed!) were on the other side of a very thin wall from my mates bedroom lmao, at first we were a bit embarrassed everytime they started, moaning, shouting, headboard banging on the wall, the lot! after a while though we just started banging on the wall and shouting at them to shurrup! they would go quiet for a minute then start again. the woman used to look all embarassed when we passed her on the stair, he just grinned though lol
