Electric Buses

[albaqwerty]

Due to roadworks in the village's main road, they're taking a detour pass my house, not complaining, can tolerate 2 an hour

However, do they have to sound like constipated ghosts?

Why not Vivaldi's four seasons? Am sure ab'ers could come up with (un)suitable suggestions :-)

[Zacs-Master]

Constipated ghosts. Ha ha. Like it.

Maybe ‘Summer Holiday’?

[gness]

I don't think it's right that you let your ghosts become constipated. A bowl of prunes and figs left out each night will solve the problem for you and the ghosts. ;-)

[douglas9401]

Maybe the theme from Eastenders, omnibus edition.

[davebro]

Ride of the Valkyries ?

[ZebuSanctuary]

// constipated ghosts //

HaHa... That had me Bus-ting at the seams.

The Beatles - Ticket to Ride.