Wardrobe Malfunction

[mallyh]

i was wearing (luckily)crop trousers when my knicker elastic failed ,whem i got home the waist and legs were round my thighs and only the gusset was keeping things from total embarrasment have you had any malfunctions x

[Mamyalynne]

Numerous times, yes - long dresses caught in departing taxi doors was my speciality for a while.

[jennyjoan]

Years ago I borrowed a brown skirt from a friend for a dance on the Sat. I felt guilty when I used it again the following Sunday going to mass and Holy Communion and found the skirt was half up and half in a petticoat walking down the aisle when somebody pointed it out to me.

[Sqad]

No.

[jennyjoan]

Sqad - you were a good boy - NOT LOL

[jennyjoan]

A malfunction for my brother - he was always interested if there was any mail for him in the hall.

Mother had made porridge for him and he was walking backwards studying the post and sat on the porridge. We was poor then LOL - don't know if he had another pair of spare trousers. I run then out to work.

[jennyjoan]

^^^She had put it on the settee - forgot that.

[douglas9401]

I'm afraid I don't follow the mechanics of this, unless you wear your pants like Superman.

[mallyh]

douglas i was wearing knickers under my crops so when they slipped down only the gusset kept them up x

[mallyh]

^^^^ if i'd been wearing a skirt they would have been round my ankles lol

[Mamyalynne]

Remember the old trick lads used to play, they'd undo your back fastening bra from outside of your sweater - hoping you'd squeal and run off to the loo to sort it.

I'd simply remove the bra through the sleeves of my sweater and calmly pop it in my bag.

They seemed disappointed.

[granny grump]

Me too 8 months pregnant - dog on a lead and a bag of shopping in the other hand. I'm walking out of the NAFFI as squaddies are walking in. My knicker elastic goes - I manage to catch them between my knees and shuffle off as quickly as I could :-)

[gulliver1]

22.34 Reported.

[jno]

oh yes, a bit like yours. A restaurant nearby was replacing the paving outside where people sit so it left its old pavers with a note saying help yourself. So I grabbed a couple, only they were really solid and heavy.

So I was crossing the road with one in each hand held out in front of me - and my trousers fell down. I had to waddle across the road with them around my knees before I could put the bricks down and the pants up :-(

[tonyav]

I'd simply remove the bra through the sleeves of my sweater and calmly pop it in my bag.


Ah yes the old magic bra trick, have never been able to work that one out.

[jennyjoan]

I could do that too Tony - as easy peasy.

[jno]

practice, tonyav, practice, any boy can do it.

[tonyav]

Only with a front fastener though, jno ;-)

[tonyav]

jennyjoanI could do that too Tony - as easy peasy.

Makes me wonder if some of you gals where in the same form as me at secondary school ;-)

[albaqwerty]

Walking across busy town square, sunny day, knicker elastic failed, so within 2 strides was commando. Underwear scooped up and popped in handbag - have no idea if I was spotted or not.

A front-opener bra confuses the school-boy sitting behind :-))))

[tonyav]

Very much so, ah wench.