Am I The Living Dead?

[david small]

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, never done drugs, I don’t gamble, I have zero sex life, might as well be as above,but I don’t like confined spaces:)
On the plus side I have sufficient funds to holiday, but I don’t like holidays.
Can’t walk very far, can’t stand for very long, though good at armchair pontificating. Hate politicians for there wonton destruction of our country.
Despair at the thugs and thicko’s that proliferate in ever increasing numbers.
Would leave this septic Isle but don’t know where to go except to blazes.
Pointless rant over and out....

[Mamyalynne]

Are you happy or miserable?

[JimF]

Who are these thickos of which you speak? Are they the ones creating chaos in Chinese restaurants?

[albaqwerty]

there, don't you feel better for getting that off yer chest? :-D x

[nailit]

//I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, never done drugs, I don’t gamble, I have zero sex life,//

And I thought that life was tough?

[anneasquith]

Relocate to the highlands of Scotland. Peaceful life . ;-)

[david small]

Yes, thanks for the forbearance.

[Buenchico]

>>> I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, never done drugs, I don’t gamble, I have zero sex life . . .


"To the organiser of The Answerbank's annual knees-up:

Please can you ensure that I'm not seated at the same table as David Small or that, if I am, there's a defibrillator close to hand to revive me when I die of total boredom? Perhaps you could put him on the same table as Theland though?"

;-)

[david small]

I like the highlands of Scotland, but they are not too fond of English interlopers.

[anneasquith]

They like the nice ons D .

[david small]

Chris, Chris, why hast thou forsaken me?

[retrocop]

You must be my long last twin brother. Great to meet you. :-)

[david small]

The pleasure is all mine Retro.

[Buenchico]

I've got a feeling that we'd actually get along surprisingly well sitting at the same dinner table, David, but that's probably because I'm a fellow bore ;-)

[Theland]

Become a shepherd.
You get some good looking sheep.
All you need is a pair of wellies.

[andres]

I don't know how old you are but there are lots of voluntary jobs abroad helping people much worse off in life than you. It might help you to regain some interest again in life.

[Buenchico]

>>> "You get some good looking sheep"

I hope that's not posted in response to "I have zero sex life", Theland!

;-)

[david small]

Theland, I told you zero sex life, plus I’m probably allergic to wellies...

[david small]

I’m not saying I’m badly off andres, just shooting the breeze so to speak. Plus as I said, I don’t like travelling.
I’ve traveled the world, it was closed :-)

[Theland]

Not ever smooched a sheep?

[andres]

Then why not do some voluntary work in your local area. ?