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Jemisa | 20:54 Fri 22nd Jun 2012 | Jokes
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A fireman is at the station working outside on the fire engine when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.

He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey son. What are you doing?" The little boy says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire engine!"

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "well sonny that really is a nice fire engine " the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little boy. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the engine by it's testicles.

"Little boy", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine , but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."

The little boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
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Tee-hee. very funny. Haven't heard it before either.
Very good.

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