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marval | 20:31 Wed 13th Apr 2011 | Jokes
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Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football game. Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so.
"I think so, too," said Mabel. "Let's go!"

They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy expanse. They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth struggles that comprised the scoreless first half.

They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that followed. Then came the second half.

When the teams lined up for the second-half kickoff, Madge nudged her sister.
"I guess we can go home now, Mabel," she said. "This is where we came in."
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Do you want me to pass your hat and coat?
Don't be horrible ratter, you can't be funny all the time!!
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Yes please Ratter, I will leave now.
lol, do you really think my lighthearted response was horrible? I often pass the same comment after my own jokes.

No offence meant.

Anyway, You can be funny all the time, its your name!!
Ha ha!
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Thanks Ratter

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