Where can i get some eggs?

[lendme4eggs]

Would someone out there like to lend me some eggs to scramble?I will give you them back honest.

[Jillius]

Yes of course ! How many would you like ?

[whiffey]

Four !!!

[Jillius]

lol, didn't realise the clue was there, duh !

[redcrx]

wait a little while and Im sure leglend will be along :)

[pastafreak]

I'm laying them as fast as I can!!!

[Drisgirl]

Ooops another cryptic user name to unscramble - hmmm ???

[lendme4eggs]

Just for a small omelette.Please because im really hungry.

[lendme4eggs]

I only need 4 .Im very hungry .

[redcrx]

sainsburys sell them

[lendme4eggs]

But i havent got any money.I just want somebody to lend me them please.

[Jillius]

open a tin of beans instead

[lendme4eggs]

Can you make an omelette from beans?Do you have a recipe for one ?

[Jillius]

You could ask your neighbour who's garden shears you didn't return lol

[eyebrows]

beans and egg

[lendme4eggs]

Could someone also lend me some cheese?Because i would like a cheese omelette.How do you know i borrowed shears from my neighbour?Are you spying on me?

[Jillius]

Cos you just said in another post !

[lendme4eggs]

Oh did i ?I thought that was you parked outside my house in the white van.I was going to ask you to drive to sainsburys and buy some of their eggs .

[Jillius]

Ha ha !

[lendme4eggs]

Does that mean no?Or are you going to sainsburys for eggs then?

[Jillius]

If you are near Scarborough I will take you lol !
You should buy some chickens then you will have fresh eggs every day !