Have you ever desperately needed

[fatmanlevi04]

Have you ever tried giving up smoking and you have one cigarette hidden away for that "if I need to moment" and its after eleven you are about to go to bed go to smoke it and your lighter has ran out of gas AAAARRGHH

[borneblonde2]

Do that all the time, then I think, oh the clicky thing on the gas stove works.

[hunnyblonde]

oh it doesn't work on our stove babes how do you get it to light a cigarette then

[fatmanlevi04]

Hands up I did turn to the cooker but its electric, ended up using an electric toaster, havn't mentioned it to the family at breakfast though lol

[borneblonde2]

light the gas babes

[fatmanlevi04]

I would if we had gas lol, I wasn't that bothered about the ciggie until I realised I couldn't light it, good job I hadn't had a glass of wine would of broken into next door lol

[hunnyblonde]

oh right well i am like the fatman I have a leccy stove so I use the matches instead

[fatmanlevi04]

Must get a box in, but then come to think of it I don't have any ciggies and the shops are shut lol, now what do I do???

[fatmanlevi04]

has anyone got a ciggie and a gas stove I can borrow???

[borneblonde2]

I've got a ciggie babes, but I don't have a lighter, but you can use the gas stove.

[borneblonde2]

I just had a thougt, it doesn't work, I need to go to the airport and find a pilot, the booklet says that, find a pilotlight.

[hunnyblonde]

why has the fat man got them red stars I want them

[fatmanlevi04]

Theres your stars hunnyblonde, and borneblonde2 send a taxi to get us both a one lol

[hunnyblonde]

oh there is a pilot working in our chippy least he said he was a pilot. I think he said he was a pilot.

Oh no he said he was on a pilot skeem for the jobclub place

[fatmanlevi04]

hunnyblonde2 must be a charver

[fatmanlevi04]

I meant your chippy guy hunny not you lol

[borneblonde2]

Oh I wont be calling a taxi again, I ge too much hassle babes.

[hunnyblonde]

is a charver like a proper word for chav then

[fatmanlevi04]

hunny stick with the chippy man his scheme might put on a taxi for us

[fatmanlevi04]

Hunny I actually think its the other way round, its just us northerners use the charver word, check out http:/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/chav you can do a test to see if your a charver, won't tell you what my answer was!!

[hunnyblonde]

I am confused in my head now and I dont like it it gives me one of those migramm headakes