Alternative Elf On A Shelf Thread

[sunny-dave]

I'm sure all the parents/grandparents on here are busy elfing ...

... but for those ladies who have a spare moment ...

https://i.postimg.cc/G2RCkGth/hardy.jpg

Anyone got any other suggestions?

[gness]

Didn't need to think.......for me....

Stephen Fry
In a pie.....

Preferably an Aldi Sloe Gin Mince Pie......delicious...both of them.... x

[kvalidir]

Richard Armitage
In my Farmhouse Cottage ;-)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__7s9GUTM-oY/Sk9rKIt54dI/AAAAAAAAKG8/OkI9O-38IDo/s400/rh+1.JPG

[Barmaid]

Nothing rhymes with Daniel Craig. Just have him scrubbed and sent to my room.

[gness]

Sod the scrubbing, BM.....but Daniel Craig with a bottle of Haig?... :-)

[gness]

Brian Cox
Wearing only socks....x

[Maydup]

Sean Bean, keep it clean!

[kvalidir]

Hugh Jackman
With a smacked bum? ;-)

[Barmaid]

That'll do gness!

[gness]

Dave has a crush on Catherine Deneuve....but is wandering around trying to think of a rhyme.....suggestions?..... ;-)

[sunny-dave]

Nah - I'll take Haydn Gwynne with a bottle of Gin ...

[sunny-dave]

Or Tamsin Greig with quite a lot of ... leg ...

[Barmaid]

Ah Gwynne on ya chin?

[wolf63]

I am in love with those upstanding citizen. He is an American Police Officer.

https://tinyurl.com/y7j77k8n

[Mamyalynne]

Tom Burke...
I'll find him some housework ;-)

[gness]

As I like motorbikes I'll have....

Graham Norton on a Norton...
Hugh Bonneville on a Bonneville......
Henry Fonda on a Honda....


I quite like Kawasakis but ...... over to you....x

[gness]

One for Tonyav...

A dishy dolly..
With a shopping trolley.... ;-)

[Eleena]

Peter Mullan in a ... chunky woollen :0?

[Patsy33]

Keanu Reeves, up my sleeves...

[BANANASPLITS]

Little Kylie
Laying beside me

[tonyav]

gness One for Tonyav...

A dishy dolly..
With a shopping trolley.... ;-)


Mmmmm ;-)