Paddy The Wrestler..............

Shaglene | 09:25 Thu 09th Jun 2016 | Jokes

6 Answers

Paddy, the Irish wrestler was set to square off for the Olympic gold medal
against Ivan, the Russian champion.
Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said
'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never
lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. It ties you up in knots.
Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
finished.'
The Irishman nodded in acknowlegment.
As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other
several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged
forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel
hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his
face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the
inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a long, high pitched scream, then a cheer from the crowd
and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying
up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed
on top of him, pinning him down and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked
'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done that before!'
The Irishman answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could...'
The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'
'Not really' answered Paddy, 'but you'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts.