i am angry

[slinky.kate]

the bloody dog lay on my bed and we'ed it,right on the mattress,its soaking

[caththecrazy]

Well go and wee in his bed Slinky see how he likes it?

Seriously maybe he isn't well

[zzxxee]

quick get loads of towels line them on the bed jump up and down and absorbe the moistue the longer you leave it the harder it will be to remove the odour

[No,Knowledge]

Rottweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiler?

[zzxxee]

COCKER spaniel ?? ha ha

[Barmaid]

Yep what zzxxee says. Then try putting some neutradol on it.

You might also want to turn the mattress over.

[Ian-dury]

Have you seen my blockheads anywhere I seem to have lost them?

[zzxxee]

go away legend

[tamborine]

On your bed........its a dog ffs!

[mrs_overall]

Cocker spaniel?

[bigmamma]

Oh slinky , that's hard work for you now to get that out of the mattress honey xx

[mrs_overall]

Lucky for you it's not a Shi Tzu

[slinky.kate]

my son turned the mattress on its side,i'm gonna dump it,craig doesnt know yet but i'm in his bed tonight,he has the couch,its his dog but he doesnt take it out often eneugh and leaves it with me and i cant take it out,its 14 years old and has been wetting a lot lately,he is a cross between a jack russell and a greyhound,only a medium sized dog though

[zzxxee]

cocking his leg ok not as funny as i thought mrs o i will get my coat

[zzxxee]

jack russel and a greyhound sounds an interesting mix

[Ian-dury]

WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your gonna dump the dog? can anybody tell me the number of the R.S.P.C.A

[slinky.kate]

i will have to wait til' its dark and get it dumped in case the neighbours thinks its me,son only bought the bed for me 3 years ago for my xmas,think i'll get an automatic bed,anyone got one of them?

[caththecrazy]

get your son to take him to the vets - I always thought dogs don't wee where they are sleeping or did he get off the bed afterwards?

it's also supposed to be a sign of a dog showing dominance over you too - better show him who's boss

[mrs_overall]

Ah zzxxee, I came up with the funny line of cocker spaniel about a month after you did. Your brain obviously works quicker than mine......or is it because I had too much vodka last night? lol

[zzxxee]

na it just wasnt that funny mrs o

[slinky.kate]

i think i'll take rex th the vet