Tell me your..........

[NoMercy]

Eating out horror stories....... (sorry, but I've got some time to kill).

I went for a fab meal once at one of the oldest pubs in Britain (near Hay On Wye) and I was left with a little salad garnish on the plate, from which this little maggot thing crawled out, just as I had laid down my knife and fork !!

[Foo.King]

no, you nosey sod.

[NoMercy]

Hello Foo.King! What - not even a half-cooked big mac?

[mccfluff]

i was eating in a pub and noticed several ants appear from my salad, i took it back and the manager insinuated i had gone outside and got the ants and put them on my plate, the fact i had hardley touched my dinner and din't want a repalcement only my money back didn't seem to register with him.

I complained to head office and got a meal voucher that i redeemed at a different pub!

[rinkins]

Fluffy did you get your cake fix yesterday?!

NoMercy are you feeling better today?

[NoMercy]

Holy Moly! Why would anyone go outside and start collecting ants? A manager like that ought to be sacked.

[Foo.King]

NoMercy
Thurs 16/04/09
11:03 Question Author

Hello Foo.King! What - not even a half-cooked big mac?
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i leave the half baked stories to you NOM

[NoMercy]

I'm not feeling too bad, thanks, Rinkins. The glands are down, the boil is disappearing and I'm feeling slightly more energetic. Just waiting now for the test results. xx

[NoMercy]

Foo.King - do you have a favourite half-baked story of mine? :-)

[rinkins]

Maggots and ants....eeewwwww....

Never eating salad again ;-p

[MWB]

Coleslaw then, rinkins?

It has cabbage in it!

[rinkins]

Glad to hear it x

This is not something that happened to me but to a friend of mine. . .

Went into MaccyDoos, asked for Chicken McMuffin with no mayo (surely that's just wrong?!!)

When she bit into it, goo like mayo came out. So she took it back. Turns out it wasn't mayo but a boil thing full of puss.

[Foo.King]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxEazBfPVFg&fea ture=PlayList&p=A32663D323B52084&playnext=1&pl aynext_from=PL&index=32

[rinkins]

LOL MWB, raw cabbage too! And onions. No thanks

[NoMercy]

NoKnow - stop pretending and just admit you fancy me. You have no other excuse for being so inordinately interested in my threads. ;-0

[NoMercy]

Rinkins - how on earth did a giant boil of pus get into a chicken mcmuffin, unless it was placed there?

[MWB]

Nom & No-kno sitting in a thread

T.Y.P.I.N.G.

[rinkins]

I think it was on the chicken. But goodness only knows! Unless it was something else of course....yuk yuk yuk

[NoMercy]

He's stalking me, MWB !!

[NoMercy]

Now THAT doesn't bear thinking about, Rinkins........

[MWB]

He'll probably jump out & flash you at some stage, Nom.

But I reckon No-kno's Irish, so will therefore jump out & describe himself!

Lol.