Being single is great because...

[Miss Random]

All the chocolate in the house is mine!

All the wardrobe space is mine!

The toilet seat is always down!

Missy
x

[cazzz1975]

yes, I always imagined the grass was greener, and cleaner :D

[Miss Random]

I can chat on the phone for hours without an issue!

I can wear make-up when I'm doing nothing special, without a quiz!

[123everton]

You can watch what you want on the tele.
You can come and go as you please.
You have'nt got to suffer industrial deafness once a month.
Oh and the seats not always down!
LOL

[taliesin238]

Is the grass greener girls??....or guys??? Im in a relationship which i am thinking about ending!! Is the grass greener on the other side?? I cant help thinking that i can do much better than my boyf!! He is a big kid on pc 24/7. Sleeps all day drinks all night, never wants to go out and do sommit, always insists that i go around to his house and never wants to come round to mine and he ***** all the time!!!

[cazzz1975]

you should thank your lucky stars that you dont live together

[banjosister]

Hey Missy,

How are you this evening?

I'm lucky I have a man but we have a house each. When he drives me potty - we fight over the chocolate - I can go home!

XXX

[Katie~77]

Wow, what was that word that was starred out?????x

[Miss Random]

Hi taliesin,
You sure he's not an AB member??
A couple spring to mind....LOL

Missy
x

[cazzz1975]

there are some good things about having a bloke as well, who would evict the spiders?

[Skreecheeboy]

You can have all the chocolate, the wardrobe space is all your's, and the seat will always be down, all I require in return is an acceptance about drinking beer on a school night, give and take with household chores and the remote when footy is on.

[dove]

will you marry me skreechboy.PERLLLLEEEASE
X

[Miss Random]

Pipped me to it dove... LOL I was busy giving out stars!

Hi banjosister, hope you are well honey, did you get the PM?

Missy
x

[dove]

YAY but missy he hasnt accepted yet lol


just going to go an kidnap him anyway........HES MINE ALL MINE .
MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Katie~77]

All the chocolate in the house is mine, the majority of the wardrobe space is mine, the toilet seat is always down, I chat on the phone for hours (and hours and hours) and I wear make up whenever I want. I also don't have to put the bin out!x

[dove]

carrying on from Katie... and when i want to slob out without make up, its fine
x

[bobtheturkey]

i can hang brenda out the windy as a makeshift burglar deterrent

[Barmaid]

Cos I can eat when I want, get up when I want, spend my money on utter frivolity and not have to justify it (if I WANT to buy a stupid sports car, or a bag in every colour, I can do). I can go out when I want, come in when I want (or not come in as the case may be), have as many cats as I want, natter on the phone all night to my friends/mother/sister without accusing looks at me followed by looks at his watch. I can go on holiday when and where I want, I can drink as much or as little as I want (and get a cab home, instead of being "driver") and I can have as many friends of both sexes as I want. I do not have to endure wall to wall football, sulks, smelly socks, washing that will mutate into something before it walks to the washing basket, indecisiveness over what he wants for dinner and completely unnecessary road rage incidents caused by his never ending need to assert his authority over some poor so and so. Getting divorced was the best thing I ever did!!!!

[Katie~77]

Bob, I could hang my husband out the window to scare burglers!x

[bobtheturkey]

you dont live in a bungalow do you katie :)

[Katie~77]

lol Noooooooooooooooo.x