Canals

[Jude123]

Which is the oldest canal in England?

[netibiza]

Why oh why does that happen to me

all at sea again????

if not I'm going back to bed.

[netibiza]

Right I'm off to bed goodnight!!!!! Yes I know it's only lunch time.

[shaneystar2]

You have a good rest neti and I hope you soon feel better.
Why has gessoos birthday thread been removed .....because another imposter is complaining I suppose. I am getting a bit fed up with all this... I don't know about anybody else.Seems to me that the louder you shout the better you get on.I always think it's better to keep your mouth shut and look a fool than open it and remove all doubt.
Body and Soul is getting like a kindergarten and self appreciation society .
Rant over.
Anyway hope you are all OK on this lovely morning. Had a good old garden yesterday but am paying for it today !
Take care all.. and gessoo...wave us a flag ..hope you had a good birthday.

[jno]

shaney I think birthday posts and the like are usually removed shortly after the event, once everyone's had a chance to offer congratulations. Fair enough, I think, though maybe ones for Feb 29ers could be left on a bit longer, out of compassion.

[shaneystar2]

You are probably right Jno but it seems funny that it was removed all of a sudden when someone further up complained.Yet all the "It's not fair..I shall scweam amd scweam 'til I'm sick "etc threads are allowed to remain and get even sillier replies !
And I am still waiting for advice on extra wide elastic.

[jno]

have mine shaney

[shaneystar2]

QM has given a brilliant response in Suggs.
Many thanks Jno ..I was beginning to think that the country had run out of elastic.Can't have my M&S knickers falling down.

[Robinia]

evening all ..........all? it's getting more like the Mary Celeste everyday on here.

Sorry I forgot to bring the laggy in shaney, it's becoming a problem to find it....I've got some in my sewing box..... it's that funny flesh pink 50's stuff & it might be a little less elastic than it was but better than losing your dignity on the bus.
I don't suppose you know why my mascara's gone gloopy? and my fake tan's orange....oh & me boyfriend doesn't love me......hehe

better leg it before she gets mad....oooh she's a scary one.....

[shaneystar2]

Lol.. Robinia...you obviously haven't seen me drooling in Food and Drink about things on toast !!
Unmentonable stuff like chse !! Oh ..what are we to do...
A....Lay of the whisky Slack Alice !
(I only ever get mouthy after a dram)
B. Hope our mascara lasts until pension day.
C.Hoist our knickers on the yardarm
or.. D.
Reinforce our liberty bodices with velcro.

[Jude123]

Hi ya Biddies. Where is everybody. I've been a bit tied up having a dance with Vinny

What a mover

[Jude123]

Actually I've been watching the snooker. Anybody else interested in it!? Been quite tired today so wont be late out of my bunk. What's happened to Gessoo - has she gone away?

[shaneystar2]

At last ..another snooker fan...I love it. It's all those bums leaning over the table !! My eyes glaze over !!
Poor old Jimmy White ..I don't think he will ever make a comeback now.I always root for him him..he used to come in the pub where I worked with his Dad.A really nice guy.The other one you never see now is Tony Meo.He used to live down the road from me .His children went to school with my mine.
I am a bit worried about Gessoo..I hope she is OK. ...

[VINNY100_2]

Im Popeye the sailor man..I live in a caravan..I eat all me Spinach I live in a village Im popeye the sailor man poo poo..um.....just spotted gessoo....she cant wait to get away....hehe..(:)

whoosh

[Jude123]

Hello Shaney Who's going to win it then? My money's on Rocket Ron although I prefer Peter Ebdon's outlook.

Of the oldies I like JImmy White.

HI Vinny & Robinia What yer been up to today?

[Jude123]

Sorry and you Jno & Neti I'm always missing somebody out!

[shaneystar2]

Oh Vinny ...my brother used to sing.....I'm Popeye the sailor man...I'm Popeye the sailor man..I live in a caravan..there's a hole in the middle ..where I do a tiddle..I'm Popeye the sailor man.
My Mum used to be disgusted and tell him off !!
She used to say ..don't you dare teach those children( the granchilden) those rude rhymes !!

[shaneystar2]

My money is on Rocket Ronnie Jude !!

[jno]

hi Jude... doing nothing of national importance, jsut working (currently on me dinner break)

[Jude123]

Well I've just had me Horlicks and Cod Liver Oil(Not together), and the telly's talking to itself.

[jno]

goodness, wherever did my dinner break go? Try again: http://www.civilization.ca/hist/lifelines/images/lilob05b.jpg