Should I Start Worrying . . .

[Buenchico]

. . . if I feel an urgent need to go to the toilet?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-48395255

;-)

[albaqwerty]

no need to worry unless you go to Wisbech

[Buenchico]

I'd definitely start worry if I felt an urgent need to go to Wisbech, Alba ;-)
(It's not the most exciting of places, to put it mildly!)

[Mamyalynne]

Surprised you've not been through the menopause.

[tonyav]

Bloody hell, Chris. Stick to the pubs mate ( but not in Wisbech ) ;-)

[pixie374]

In your case personally, Chris... yes, you should :-)

[Buenchico]

The only hot flushes I get, Mamya, are the ones which occur when you post your 'goodnight' threads and I imagine you in your peekaboo nightie ;-)

[tonyav]

Ohhhhhh :-)

[tonyav]

( should anyone mention elbows ).

[Buenchico]

It was 'sticking to pubs', Tony, that left me with a belly which makes it look like I'm pregnant ;-)

Thank you for your advice, Pixie ;-)

[Buenchico]

I'm sure that Mamya would happily give you the elbow, Tony!

[pixie374]

No problem :-). We know what you're like ;-) xx

[Arksided]

Awe bless the baby... is it anywhere near Essex. they seem a bright bunch :-/

[Buenchico]

>>> "We know what you're like"

I find that rather worrying ;-)

[pixie374]

Ha! So you should:-) xx

[Buenchico]

>>> is it anywhere near Essex

I'm feeling rather embarrassed now. Having spent most of my life in East Anglia, I just realised that I didn't know whether Essex and Cambridgeshire share a common border. (Googling shows that they do, apparently, but I'd have put money on them not!)

I'm never particularly surprised when I read of an Essex girl suddenly giving birth without even knowing that they were pregnant but that almost always seems to refer teenagers having their first child. The lady in Wisbech already had two children, so it seems amazing that she didn't notice that she was pregnant!

[Arksided]

I meant it as a quip... but blimey, you'd think her family or friends would have noticed... you're pregnant. For her not to notice herself is something different.. wow plenty of choc bars on the go... I'm still hungry etc...

[marval]

I am not going to the toilet in Beales, mind you at my age I think I am safe.

[Arksided]

I'd give it a miss too... :-/

[Buenchico]

>>> mind you at my age I think I am safe

. . . as your avatar clearly shows, Marval ;-)

[Spicerack]

You'll be alright as long as you haven't had unprotected sex with your boyfriend.