Pensioners licence

[netibiza]

Please may the oldies around here (mainly me) have licence tp make mistakes with countries and things.  Thank you.

[woofgang]

morning all, well this makes a nice change from the weather in hampshire......think I'll have one of those bananananananana daquiri things for breakfast....gotta get me five a day you know.....

[netibiza]

morning woofy , sorry no alk-ee- holic drinks in the morning, have this instead.

brekkie then brisk walk up a mountain and then flamenco lessons (well we've got to fit in)

[netibiza]

BTW it's peeing down here! Back to jolly old Blighty I say!

[VINNY100_2]

Morning Biddettes...What a brill night,sat by the pool-bar till 3am.sipping karma sutras.....which one of you was skinny dipping...I hear greenpeace was just of the beach..they thought we had a captured whale...hehe..and the entertainment was magic...!!

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(:)Are we having breakys in the ballroom...um...cornflakes topped with Champagne how terribly decadent..old girl..hehe...(:)

no robinia..you cant put diamond white on yer cornflakes...tut..tut

[Robinia]

morning - phew it's a long way to come for a cuppa - brought my own in case you can't get a decent one here. And I hope you do cheese on toast.....

weather in Derby is awful - it was snowing but now it's very cold, dark & rainy.

Erm brisk walk up a mountain?? not sure that a polyester kaftan & flip flops is the right attire so I'll just hang around if you don't mind in case that nice young Enrique stops by.

[jno]

bit dim in here... flicks light switch - water feature starts up in the dining room, choral music fills the halls

[gessoo]

Morning Senors, Senoras and Senoritas.

I was just searching through my clothes for suitable swimwear for the beach. Made me think about the 1950's. I found this photo on the net and I have loads of photos of me as a child looking just like this

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Now it is more like this!

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Oh who cares!!!!....................... picks up walking stick and hobbles down to beach (shame it's raining)

See you later. Must do some work. Am going out to lunch and hopefully swimming later so must get cracking!! (Cracking in my case is the right word)

[gessoo]

Hello jno. Lovely to see you. Hope you had a great holiday and look forward to hearing all about it. xxx

Love the photo's!

[gessoo]

Robinia, unfortunately this is the only Spanish Toy Boy that came up on the Internet!!!

Enrico

[gessoo]

....... creeps in. Oh dear, what has happened the place looks deserted.................. a few bottles of Becks............and what's this one bottle has some left in it...............that's never been known!!!!................... Robinia's dressing gown lies in a heap on the floor.......... Neti's half eaten breakfast on the table...........Shaney's teeth still in their overnight glass................. Dolly has dropped her boomarang................... no sign of anybody.............They've obviously been abducted. Help, help...... What's Spanish for 'Help'

Help...............

[gessoo]

Whereareyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[gessoo]

Waahhhhhhh

How can I be expected to work without occasionally popping in to see what you are all up too?

[Robinia]

help.... I went for a walk & I got lost - I keep coming back to the same place....and nobody speaks Biddy.....please send Vinny to fetch me.....

sob

[netibiza]

Hello gessoo sorry I'm not here but we are in the middle of a horrific thunder storm - been going on since 13.30, we've lost Sky and the computer keeps going off every time there's a lightening flash. I had to drive from the hospital in Ibiza and I hated it. The roads are flooded and it's more like sailing. Will get back to the kitchen whilst we have electricity to cook dinner.

[gessoo]

I have sent these two out to find you Robbie. Don't worry!

To the rescue

Vinny has obviously got ensconced in a Spanish Bar somewhere. Doubt if we will see him before next Wednesday!

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[gessoo]

Neti parks her car outside the Biddyvilla

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[jno]

here, borrow my car neti, I'm so busy trying to knock several hundred holiday photos into shape I won't be driving it for a while

[Jude123]

Hi all Just nipped in to see you're all settling in nicely. I've been a bit fed up today. Went to work and then came home k*******d. Had my lunch and dropped to sleep could't move myself to do anything. Just logged on to read what I've missed. Becoming quite a habit like you told me it would!!!

Any way I'm off now. I'll try and be a bit more cheerful tomorrow. See ya. Goodnight all x

[netibiza]

Right you lot - stand by your beds - you didn't think this was going to be an easy ride did you??

Vinny the cess�t is overflowing, your job today is to empty it.

vinny'sjob

Biddies between you we need more butano gas bottles brought to the house.

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and this is my job

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When I wake up I want everything in order, lunch prepared, the house sparkling and not a drop of wee water.

[gessoo]

GOOD MORNING

Hi Jude hope you feel better today. I told you we wouldn't see Vinny for a week!!!! Hope the weather's improved Neti.

Never did have lunch out or go swimming - just felt too jaded. Can't remember ever feeling OK now!!!! Going to try lunch out today instead but it's sooooooooooooooo cold. Trouble is it is so easy to become depressed and feel worse when you don't get out but my general health at the moment makes it so difficult to even get ready. Enough moaning!!!

Love you all. See you later

xxxxxxx