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sqad617 | 08:17 Thu 09th Jul 2009 | ChatterBank
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I came down fo my swim this morning, went to the fridge and guess what......mrs sqad had forgotten to prepare my freshly squeezed orange juice. All those threads yesteday about men's one brain cell eh?
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you found the fridge? you're right. I don't believe it!
OMG Hope you're ok sqad, :-0 lol xx
Are you sure you was looking in the fridge sqad. Dishwashers can look very similar.
def- grounds for divorce sqad
bl**dy women !!!!!!!!!!!
Well, who's "orrid" and a "nasty piece of work" now!

Eh?
sqad ...

If she'd prepared it in advance ...

... then it wouldn't be "freshly squeezed"
Ohhhh, good point, JJ!
Where have you hidden her body!

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Just proves how useless men are .Expect everything done for them .lol lol Go and squeeze your own orange juice.
D.I.V.O.R.C.E lols, how could she possibly have forgotton to do that for her husband amid all the washing, ironin, dishes, changing beds, looking after the kids, divorce her, shes not paying you enough attention, lmao
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GThank you all for your concerns....I am going to give her one more chance.

JJ...I am an understandable husband and I would not expect her to get up at 6.a.m to squeeze my orange juice.

Not many wives are lucky enough to have a husband "like wot I am"
Sqad ...

Are you really an "understandable" husband ?

Because what ? ... you speak English ??

Or are you claiming to be an "understanding" husband ???

=0)
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JJ I stand corrected.........well pointed out.......Oh! for private education.
sqad, I wasn't privately educated!
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sara.....I would have guessed that.
sqad---you lazy bounder, do your own orange.
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sara....so, so, sorry.....I misread your post and thought it read "I WAS privately educated"....forgive me.
Shocker sqad! LOL

Do you ask her to sift all the bits out too??!

I hate bits in my orange juice...
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rinkins...no, the bits contain fibre and I like them.
get all stuck in your teeth...LOL

Snooker later?!

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