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Hopkirk | 08:01 Mon 30th Jan 2023 | Jokes
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What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
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hmmm..coat !!
08:12 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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And that's just the tip of the ice burg
09:09 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Are you a romainer?
09:11 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Has your rooster had a sex change ?
09:15 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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She crossed the road.
09:34 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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To get to the other side?:-)
09:37 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Hmmm
11:41 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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The chicken was on its way to a hen party.
Get your capon, it looks like rain.
12:53 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Hungry?.
15:38 Mon 30th Jan 2023

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