Christmas Box

[weecalf]

If you could buy someone quite famous a Christmas box what would it be .most amusing gets best answer ......mine Brucie a pair of slippers

[boxtops]

facelift for Mick Jagger

[Zacs-Master]

Some testicles for Matt baker.

[Jeza]

Elocution lessons for (can't remember his name) Tess Dalys husband. Just remembered his name. Vernon Kay, and he could take his wife with him.

[queenofmean]

A butler in the buff outfit for Michael Buble

[nungate]

Clothes for Rihanna and Miley Cyrus - they always seem to be in a state of undress

[Canary42]

A backbone for Nick Clegg

[alexanderd]

A war-crimes trial for T Blair

[pixie373]

A charity swear-box for Gordon Ramsay

[lardhelmet]

A No No hair remover thingy for Gino d'Campo

[anneasquith]

Frankie boyle..............a bar of soap, to wash his mouth out.

[queenofmean]

Having read what I posted I think I got it a bit wrong (it was late and I was tired)

What I meant to say was I want Michael Buble in the buff as my butler - with a bow tie - where he puts it is up to him ;)

[whiskeryron]

A real grown up voice for William Hague.

WR.

[viv38]

A key to my front door for Peter Barlow in Corrie !

[mallyh]

prince philip a crossword toilet paper

[Old_Geezer]

A money box for them all to stuff their £millions in.

[tamborine]

singing lessons for rich Cliff Richard

[Fanriffic]

A joke book for Russell Brand. The guy is just not remotely funny.
How can anyone call him a comedian???

[weecalf]

All good ones

[2sp_]

A onsie for Queenie.

[glenbar]

A gag for Russell Brand. Don't want to hear him waffling on anymore.