Good Morning Early Birds

[murraymints]

Friday....orrible here...hope it's better where you are xxx

[murraymints]

Well history is made...Slappy has yellow card before he even gets hers !! Vorsprung .... sigh...pingwing boy is going stir crazy in the tundra ! Lol

[Slapshot]

Gorgeous night here.....though waiting the inevitable onslaught of storm force northerlies later!!!

[Slapshot]

oh.... just ..... you.....wait.... Once these charts are drawn.....;)

[beejay1124]

hi minty x , slappy n all
wet n windy in the C of A

[Slapshot]

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And, who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Sheilah O'Brien?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Kathleen Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona Grogan, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Timmy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now."

Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?

"Three month's holiday and five good leads

[albaqwerty]

Goodly morning peeps xx

Quiet here, although the ground is soggy.

[murraymints]

Morning pingwing boy...Xxx.. not so wild here now but still 'orrible....wet, windy thoroughly miserable.....man muß sehr gut hier sprechen......keine sache wie vorsprung durch .....!!!

[murraymints]

Morning bee xx paddy xx

Hail Mary full of grace..... Christmas too !! ......Lol...

[albaqwerty]

Best time of year for it Minty!!

Slappy, where on earth do you find them? No, on second thoughts, don't answer that :-D

[Slapshot]

Where do you think......I work with the military......!!!

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Tank feck for dat," said the old Irish nun at the back. "I've had enough of dat chardonnay stuff."

[murraymints]

How's it there albs ?....yesterday in princes street was hell ! That's everything done now bar a wee trip to Aldi early Tuesday !

[waterboatman]

Morning all! :o} Not a cloud in the sky here! I hope it stays that way. It's the official opening of the extended art room at the hospice today, so another early start today. I'm looking forward to it!

[Svejk]


albaqwerty
Slappy, where on earth do you find them? No, on second thoughts, don't answer that :-D///

Its a true story, alba. He was pekin.

[albaqwerty]

Love it Slappy!

It was bitter cold yesterday, Minty, stiff breeze too, shops all seem quiet too.
I'm shopping on Tuesday, can't do it beforehand, but I'll get something nice for Mintyday and something nicer for the young 'uns boifday :-)

[albaqwerty]

Morning Sweaty x

Morning Boaty xx
Will your piccy be in the papers?

[murraymints]

Morning Boaty xx ! Sve xx

Hope you get a decent day for it Boaty ! Will be a teary occasion I imagine !

[waterboatman]

It may well be minty. It might even make the local TV news albs. :o}

slappy i can remember lots of those jokes but they are not for on here.Well, not with minty being so keen with the red card anyway! ;o}

[murraymints]

Hmmm.....

[albaqwerty]

You get a good class of joke from the military :-)

[waterboatman]

Quite right albs. :o}