A Few Groaners

[Canary42]

If you think swimming with Dolphins is expensive, try swimming with Sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg!

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I can't believe I just spent £300 on hiring a limousine and found out the fee does not include the driver. All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.

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Never buy anything with a Velcro fastener - it's a total rip off!

[marval]

lol

[Ellipsis]

Love "All that money and nothing to chauffeur it."

I would say you've been taken for a ride, but on closer inspection it appears you haven't been ...