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A Few Quickies (A K A Groaners)

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Canary42 | 21:09 Sat 04th Apr 2020 | Jokes
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What do you call a mouse that swears?

A cursor.
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BREAKING NEWS:
It appears that thieves have made off with all the motorway signs in Yorkshire.

Police are currently looking for Leeds

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My wife keeps empty margarine tubs and just leaves them lying around...

I can't believe it's not clutter.
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I was having trouble fastening my seat belt - then it just clicked.
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Good ones, thank you Canary.
LOL x
Couple of good one there - hee hee. Like the Breaking News one.

Can I have a quick word.
Supersonic.
I've just been to see my Aunt Marge.

That's not her real name, but I call her that because she always seems to be ill.

I can't believe she's not better.

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