Hypnotist

[Seafarer1966]

A man unable to perform in bed goes to see a hypnotist. The man is hypnotised and told if he says '1 2 3' he will get the mother of all hard ons for as long as he wants. The hypnotist warns though that if he says '1 2 3 4' he won't be able to get an erection for a year.

The man goes home, grabs his wife from behind, bends her over the table and shouts '1 2 3!' His wife shouts back 'what are you shouting 1 2 3 for?'

[marval]

HaHa

[piggynose]

yet another freshly recycled joke

[Seafarer1966]

Ah as reliable as ever Pig. People in glass houses.............

[arrymong]

yes but he didn't say 1 2 3 4, it was her, so it doesn't count