McMouse
..Yippeeeeee
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McMouse
........ you can get repossessed.
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McMouse
...is pointless.
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McMouse
......she got a new name and a dress.
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McMouse
Got out of bed, looked out the window and was amazed to see blue sky and bright sunshine. By the time I'd shaved, showered and got dressed it had clouded over and now looks set to rain. Grollocks....
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McMouse
...Is this an omen?
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McMouse
It's going to rain.......
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McMouse
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic warden's funeral, a voice from inside the coffin screamed “Im not dead, Im not dead, Let me out !” The vicar smiles, leans...
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McMouse
Anyone up for an early drink?
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McMouse
Has she done a flounce?
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McMouse
Nothing like this.
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McMouse
Won £25 on Premium Bond.
Collected £15.30 place money for Seabass in Grand National.
Had an OAP discount haircut.
The excitement is overwhelming....
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McMouse
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on...
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McMouse
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we...
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McMouse
.....makes High Wycombe seem civilised. What's your least favourite Town?
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McMouse
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of...
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McMouse
We have at least three pairs of Blue Tips nesting in the garden, but my neighbour has Great Tits.
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McMouse
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network...
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McMouse
A young boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?' he thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your...
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McMouse
Yesterday morning Mrs McM ordered a plastic compost bin and was offered free routine delivery, estimated 2 to 3 weeks or pay premium for next day. Opted for free delivery and it's just been delivered....
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