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I Don't Think She's Got The Hang Of This Non Binary Personal Pronoun Cobras!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-57169541 "Today is a day I'm so happy to share more of my life with you all," - err: "Today is a day We are so happy to share more of our lives with you all," ??...
10:58 Wed 19th May 2021134 answers, last by Untitled 07:47 Fri 21st May 2021
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Hopkirk

Crunchy Or Smooth?

Why would anyone buy smooth peanut butter? Crunchy is the only way, surely....
11:11 Thu 11th Mar 202140 answers, last by tiggerblue10 14:57 Thu 11th Mar 2021
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joggerjayne

Chicken Bum Eggs

So Mums has these chickens. Yeah, yeah, I know. Anyway, we have this joke about not eating boiled eggs when you've seen the chickens who produced the eggs from their butts. But today ... I have made...
07:24 Tue 02nd Sep 201473 answers, last by Baldric 17:06 Wed 03rd Sep 2014
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cupid04

It's Gnome Joke...

A gnome who joined a nudist colony only two weeks ago was asked to leave because he kept poking his nose into everybody's business!
16:30 Wed 23rd Jul 20146 answers, last by McMouse 17:12 Wed 23rd Jul 2014
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berniecuddles

For The Ab Men....!!

this is SO true...............!! http://i1329.photobucket.com/albums/w550/berniecuddles/10300105_10152447257999104_5400617656210169752_n_zps7e14553f.jpg...
15:28 Wed 28th May 201415 answers, last by berniecuddles 16:16 Wed 28th May 2014
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Ric.ror

Buying Glasses On Line

Has anyone ever bought any glasses on line? Just wondered what the process was like Many thanks...
11:02 Wed 28th May 201434 answers, last by sunny-dave 19:11 Wed 28th May 2014
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AB Editor

I Bet That Stung - David Dimbleby Gets A Scorpion Tattoo

David Dimbleby has had a tattoo of a scorpion on his shoulder. http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/289364/image_update_7120d00fb6b6f0d1_1384214122_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg ///The 75-year-old was pictured...
10:33 Tue 12th Nov 201331 answers, last by mikey4444 11:07 Wed 13th Nov 2013
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sandyRoe

I Ordered A Pair Of Shoes On-Line From Schuh On 22Nd August And There's Still No Notification That They've Been Dispatched.

Is such a delay the norm?
10:51 Tue 27th Aug 201313 answers, last by berniecuddles 16:26 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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sandyRoe

Hubris In A Hat...

I live in a part of the city where there are a lot of houses rented out to students. Out walking yesterday, wearing my new titfer, I saw a group of young women, who'll soon be making up part of this...
11:14 Thu 22nd Aug 201327 answers, last by sandyRoe 22:36 Thu 22nd Aug 2013
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AlwaysConfused

Cheese On Toast

Something you can eat anytime of the day or night. I like to lightly toast my bread first, slightly butter it ,add a smidgen of marmite and generous amounts of grated cheese then continue to toast it...
02:58 Wed 26th Jun 201331 answers, last by j_h-67 20:19 Mon 01st Jul 2013
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sandyRoe

Rock Star's Guitars

They sometimes sell for thousands of pounds but are they a good investment? In time to come when the rock star might be forgotten how could they hold their price?
16:34 Thu 28th Mar 201316 answers, last by FredPuli43 23:34 Thu 28th Mar 2013
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Chipchopper

Oil right

I recently went down to my local garage to get a slow puncture repaired,when I noticed one of the fitters standing behind a stack of tires and drinking from a can of brake fluid Concerned for the guys...
10:50 Fri 07th Dec 20121 answer, last by McMouse 10:53 Fri 07th Dec 2012
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owdhamer

Christmas dinner.

As I have little appetite a turkey would be a waste of time any ideas on something small and tasty,no budget.
23:51 Thu 06th Dec 201213 answers, last by Teels 17:39 Sun 09th Dec 2012
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Psybbo

Hammering does't

sound good, I thought I'd better leave the crossword thread. Good morning Tony, the boiler appears to have seized and there's a lot of water
12:54 Tue 20th Nov 201234 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 15:19 Tue 20th Nov 2012
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sidkid

I saw

Donald Trump in my local this evening. The bloke sitting next to Donald wasn't impressed........it was a stinker..
00:29 Fri 16th Nov 20128 answers, last by McMouse 11:08 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

Dandruff!

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked...
13:47 Wed 14th Nov 201218 answers, last by kunal321 21:00 Wed 03rd Jan 2018
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cupid04

What do you keep..

Under your stairs? I have 2 meters. A spin dryer [it still works, I keep it in case washing machine breaks down.] A foot spa. A cat box. Bags of old shoes. Hoover. Creepy crawlies. And loads of crap....
16:21 Fri 26th Oct 201293 answers, last by carandrog 00:06 Sat 27th Oct 2012
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McMouse

National Memorial Arboretum

Went there this week and found it an extremely moving experience. It really brings it home when you see how many of our young men and women have lost their lives in the service of this country in...
13:24 Thu 25th Oct 201211 answers, last by zebo 16:45 Thu 25th Oct 2012
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giveup

Freshers Flu

My grandson tells me he has "Freshers Flu". I just feel I want to go and mop his brow and look after him.I helped deliver him and he's very special to me,even though he's now over 6 feet and...
14:44 Wed 26th Sep 20128 answers, last by 2sp_ 16:10 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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cubic999

it's not my problem...

is it now.
14:45 Wed 12th Sep 201210 answers, last by Maidup 19:32 Wed 12th Sep 2012

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