Jemisa
You ok? I know you're busy busy but haven't seen any posts lately.
Its the Southend Air Show this w/end it looks as if its gonna be a good'un.
Jem....
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THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC! 25% of all men in this country are on medication for mental illness. And, that's scary......... It means 75% of them are running around with no medication at all!! (I...
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All Ages A man went into a grocery store, got 3 tins of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter. The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?" The man replies, "Yes I...
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Adults Only...... A young boy asks his dad, "What is politics dad?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. 1) I'm the bread winner of the family, so let's call me...
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Today is the first day without ants, I bought a can of 'Dedlac' and sprayed everywhere I'd seen 'em, OH filled every crack & cranny, soo
fingers crossed they've departed.
ThanQ
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..... came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on...
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I'm contemplating getting some 'Talking Books' being as reading is no longer an option for me. Magnifying stuff gives me headache's. Anyway I wondered if any of you have any experience of them....
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Adults Only ..... A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and puts the guy's dick in the clamp. He...
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. One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a...
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over 12s..... The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack. His choice was a tough one because Mary had been...
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As a lorry driver in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his lorry cab, and knocks on the door. The driver lowers the window, and...
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Todaay I've noticed some ants in the kitchen, on the work tops and window sills. I just can't see where they're coming from. Is there amything I can use to kill them or deter them now? I'll be up the...
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Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the...
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Two country couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex, Fred says "I wonder how the girls are getting on". George takes his new wife to bed on their wedding...
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Adults Only A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What on earth happened?" "Well, doctor, I live in a caravan park," the man...
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-- An ALA officer (Agricultural Law Association) stopped at a farm in Devo and talked with an old farmer. He told him, "I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs." The farmer...
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Adults Only There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, Ethel we've been...
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All Ages ..... George represented his country in wrestling at the Olympics and did really well...made his way right to the gold medal round. To win the gold, all he had to do was fight a large Russian...
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I did NOT know this!! Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!! Australian Medical Association researchers have found that patients...
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All Ages.... It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre. Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the...
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