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Mum wants me to say HI to all her old AB mates & say she is fine but missing you all.There is no change with her sight& is on a learning curve with the RNIB& hopes to have the equipment to help her...
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Dear all,(I'm in tears as I type this, with help from a dear friend.) It is with deep sorrow that I have to tell you all that my sight is deteriorating at a great speed, I am finding it increasingly difficul to read an email from you, I do not want you to think I am ignoring you when I don't reply. It is soo frustrating that even with aids I have to give in to defeat. ...
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Sorry I haven't been on par lately but i'm poorly, from somewhere I've picked up a bacterial infection facial (Cellulitis) its a bugger I look like the elephant man. I've been going to the docs for...
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A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area. >>> The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.. >>> >>> He lifts up her skirt and...
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This Haley storyline is sad, is it rumoured that she is leaving then? Is it going to be their xmas storyline ? Lets hope Karl is tumbled before the wedding. Will we know who the father of Kylies baby...
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Interview in a Govt Department under the Handicap Quota. Interviewer: Are you handicapped? . Bloke:- Yes, I lost my testicles in a bomb blast. . Interviewer: Ok, you are selected! Working hours will...
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Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks his father." "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY. "But that's right son!" says his...
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Will be sadly missed by many... Heart Attack while on holiday. jem...
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A Frenchman, an Italian and an American are heading off to war when the Frenchman bragged that he made love to his wife 3 times last night to say goodbye. “Yeah, well I made love to my wife 6 times...
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.... are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood. The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says...
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My Uncle will be 80 years old in November, there is a secret do being held at the 'Holiday Inn' with a Jazz band so everything is going smoothly. My biggest problem is what to get as a gift, I'm...
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Angie & Christine had met up for lunch in town & then a bit of retail therapy. Their conversation turned to cosmetic surgery. Angie said "did I tell you I am having a boob-job next month"? "You don't...
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I was shopping at Waitrose the supermarket the other day when I bumped into the ‘Legendary Entertainer’ Rolf Harris. ]I was so excited I said to him, "I remember you doing Two Little Boys in...
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unk MessagingOptionsPhyllis Fox Picture of Phyllis Fox Show/hide folders Folders Refresh Inbox 9 Junk Drafts 7 Sent Deleted 11 New folder Show/hide quick views Quick views Documents Flagged Photos 4...
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My young son was terrified there was a monster under his bed, so I sat him down to reassure him. "Timmy, the monster under your bed has gone now and he'll never bother you again." "Really? Are you...
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A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his holiday: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me...
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A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real weirdo, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being...
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A little boy asked his mother: - Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Youdon't even ask me that Question, because , when I remember that party..., Well you're lucky you don�t bark....
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Jack decided to go skiing with his mate Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house...

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