Jemisa
Just recieved your book on E.S. Looking through it it looks interesting, but I'm not sure the kids will get a look in, my S.inL. has taken quite an interest. Thankyou for that Mick it was very kind of...
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Jemisa
Its no joke..... From today you'll have a rest from me, I'll be on my hols, be back about 3rd of June. In the meantime I'll try to obtain some newer ones. I'm sure Marval Excel or Starone will keep...
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Jemisa
PENIS VAN LESBIAN --- A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the right...
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Jemisa
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, Which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, He...
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Jemisa
Two successful businessmen in the centre of townwere sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop... As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I...
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Jemisa
.There is this bloke who has a 25 inch penis. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dic* smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big, he...
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Jemisa
I was due for a smear test with the doctor later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's surgery to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had...
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Jemisa
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first...
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Jemisa
We are off on our hols Friday, Its going to be a 3 & a half hour car journey so I wondered if any of you have any car games for the kids 8 & 6 yr olds. get fed up with eye spy.
jem...
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Jemisa
A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love. The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, “I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to...
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Jemisa
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mother and says, "Mummy, every night I hear you and...
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Jemisa
A young man was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life....
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Jemisa
Four young blokes, from Bristol, London, Manchester and SINTA SINGH from the Punjab University's were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them....
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Jemisa
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's flatmate was. She had long been suspicious of Johns' sexual orientation and this only...
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Jemisa
I'm listening to mellow 'MAGIC' radio, what an excellant station to listen to, nAnyone a 'MAGIC' fan?
Jemo ads just cool relaxing music especially this time of night....
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Jemisa
Prompted by Tonya....
Bag of sweets
Note Book
Biro
Blue Badge
Wet-Wipes
Spare Sunglasses
£5 in coins.
Glucose Tablets. How about you?
jem...
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Jemisa
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of...
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Jemisa
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister,...
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Jemisa
The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I...
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