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Sniff Test...

A woman walked into a very busy butcher's shop. Looking at meats and poultry on display, she suddenly grabbed hold of a prepared chicken, she picked up one wing, sniffed it, picked up the other wing...
00:57 Sat 17th Aug 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:34 Thu 05th Sep 2013
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Who Enjoys Sex More?...

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting...
15:16 Fri 16th Aug 20137 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:43 Fri 16th Aug 2013
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Out Of The Mouthes Of....

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard...
23:35 Thu 15th Aug 20134 answers, last by marval 11:19 Fri 16th Aug 2013
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Red's Fans...

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE ============================================== For those of you old enough to remember Red Skelton, I think you will enjoy this. For those of you not old...
11:11 Thu 15th Aug 20132 answers, last by marval 16:46 Thu 15th Aug 2013
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For You Over 50S....

Enjoy!...
23:18 Wed 14th Aug 201310 answers, last by mrs.chappie 12:35 Sat 17th Aug 2013
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The Date...

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last month, and I wanted to talk with you about him before...
22:57 Wed 14th Aug 20131 answer, last by askyourgran 23:00 Wed 14th Aug 2013
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The Stray...

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier...
15:44 Wed 14th Aug 20136 answers, last by Jemisa 22:19 Wed 14th Aug 2013
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The Dietitian...

A Dietitian was addressing a large audience in London: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your...
23:26 Tue 13th Aug 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:44 Wed 14th Aug 2013
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20Years.

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared...
14:48 Tue 13th Aug 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:11 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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Custody Case...

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother gets up and says to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she...
14:13 Tue 13th Aug 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 16:14 Tue 13th Aug 2013
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Shut Up!...

A couple are out driving when they are stopped: Copper: Sir, you realise that you were speeding. Husband: Im sorry officer, I didnt know. Wife: What the hell, thats a lie Ive been telling him for...
23:41 Thu 08th Aug 20132 answers, last by Svejk 00:38 Fri 09th Aug 2013
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I Can't...

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road & a copper see's him & pulls him over, “Step out of the car please sir ” says the copper, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I...
15:10 Thu 08th Aug 20134 answers, last by marval 15:56 Thu 08th Aug 2013
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In Montana Usa...

In the light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for...
14:48 Thu 08th Aug 20135 answers, last by mushroom25 16:13 Thu 08th Aug 2013
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Be Strong.

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and jewrllery. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and...
14:09 Thu 08th Aug 20136 answers, last by Spoonboy 22:50 Thu 08th Aug 2013
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I Remember...

Neil Armstrong lands on the Moon and says the words: "Over to you, Gretsky." Everyone's confused and asks him what does he mean but he refuses to reveal it. However, he's at a 20-year reunion for the...
23:06 Tue 06th Aug 20132 answers, last by Old_Geezer 07:58 Wed 07th Aug 2013
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There's A....

There's a little boy who loves tractors. On his 17th birthday, his mother gives him a trip to a tractor fair, but he gets badly injured, leading to a lengthy stay in hospital. He says he's never going...
22:57 Tue 06th Aug 20132 answers, last by marval 14:06 Wed 07th Aug 2013
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The Oldest...

A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest. “Surely medicine is the oldest profession,” says the doctor. “God took a rib from Adam and created Eve...
12:48 Tue 06th Aug 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:27 Tue 06th Aug 2013
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Geriatric Acrobatics....

S Two old women were talking about their sex lives. Ethel was upset because her sex life had really died, while Mildred said her sex life was great. Mildred counseled Ethel, "When my Sammy is getting...
23:21 Mon 05th Aug 20133 answers, last by Quoi 07:38 Tue 06th Aug 2013
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Jump?....

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on...
14:23 Mon 05th Aug 20132 answers, last by cupid04 16:18 Mon 05th Aug 2013
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What Did?....

.............................................................. What did the bra say to the hat? "You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."...
12:23 Mon 05th Aug 20133 answers, last by tonyav 16:51 Mon 05th Aug 2013

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