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Once Upon A Time....

Two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit better, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey, what're you in here for?" "I'm getting...
23:44 Sat 27th Jul 20131 answer, last by marval 11:13 Sun 28th Jul 2013
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Dash-Cam...

This is why Rusians have 'Dash-Cam' (Dashboard Camera's) Amazing! jem...
12:27 Sat 27th Jul 20136 answers, last by lindapalmara 14:15 Tue 30th Jul 2013
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Confucius Said All That? :)

Confucius Say : It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you . Confucius Say : A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise . Confucius Say : It is better to lose a...
23:16 Fri 26th Jul 20135 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:31 Sat 27th Jul 2013
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Hind-Lick...

Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, sitting a few bar stools down from them, turning...
15:33 Fri 26th Jul 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:52 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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Goes Wild...

An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life The.Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes...
14:37 Fri 26th Jul 20131 answer, last by marval 14:50 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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Look Before You....

A man was approached by his co-worker Bill at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with...
14:21 Fri 26th Jul 20132 answers, last by pixie373 14:52 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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In A & E....

A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was determined that...
13:09 Fri 26th Jul 20131 answer, last by marval 14:08 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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More Smiles 18+

My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his patients, it's a real shame cause he's a really good vet. >>>>>>>>> Woman walks past a pet shop with a sign reading 'For sale...
00:00 Fri 26th Jul 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 10:25 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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Some Smiles...

Paul McCartney poem-: We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river. > It's important to keep fit as you get older, my granny...
23:07 Thu 25th Jul 20136 answers, last by marval 10:20 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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Guess My Weight?

On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival. When he asked her what she wanted to do first, Rose replied, "Get weighed." So Joe took her to the man with the scale who guesses people's weight....
23:30 Wed 24th Jul 201311 answers, last by Jemisa 23:15 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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Which One?

My friend Rita & I were talking. “At our age, I don’t know what would be worse; Parkinson”s or Alzheimer”s?" Rita said. and me her wise friend answered, “Oh I’d rather have Parkinson’s,...
12:10 Wed 24th Jul 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 23:40 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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The Letter...

A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in shaky handwriting to God. He thought, "I better open this...
00:24 Wed 24th Jul 201313 answers, last by sidkid 13:09 Thu 25th Jul 2013
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Nice Gift...

..................................................................................................... These lesbians next door gave me a Rolex watch for my birthday! It was a very nice gesture, but I...
23:55 Tue 23rd Jul 20136 answers, last by marval 14:58 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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Never Got Started...

Two salesmen were writing up their orders when the conversation came around to last night's big date. "So, how'd it go, Harry?" asked George. "Terrible," admitted Harry. "The moment we got back to her...
23:09 Tue 23rd Jul 20131 answer, last by marval 15:05 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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8Mm To Dvd

My H has been rummaging in the loft and found a box full of old cini films (8mm) of the kids (30) years old. Being as the equiptment to view these is missing he said he'd like to have theseput on to...
13:02 Tue 23rd Jul 20132 answers, last by anotheoldgit 15:14 Tue 23rd Jul 2013
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Four Ways....

There are four types of sex, HOUSE SEX after you first get married you have sex all over the house.BEDROOM SEX, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many...
23:51 Mon 22nd Jul 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 07:56 Tue 23rd Jul 2013
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Why Are We Waiting?

The whole world is waiting for this Royal baby, it was due on the 13th July where is it? These days they normally induce if its a few days late but here we are almost 10 days over... Is she pregnant...
00:16 Mon 22nd Jul 201321 answers, last by waterboatman 07:39 Mon 22nd Jul 2013
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Top 10....

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a Vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if he...
23:54 Sun 21st Jul 20133 answers, last by penelope2 22:24 Mon 22nd Jul 2013
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Smile Please...

Abloke walks into a pub and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: £1.50 Chicken Sandwich: £2.50 Hand Job: £10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy barmaid. "Are you the one who gives...
12:53 Sun 21st Jul 20134 answers, last by Canary42 03:42 Mon 22nd Jul 2013
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No Sunday Roast...

I'm breaking the tradition today. Although there's no sun it is still very warm so I'm down-sizing lunch today... We're having baked Lamb Shanks in mint gravy with crushed baby Jersey Royals in...
12:25 Sun 21st Jul 201317 answers, last by zebo 13:55 Tue 23rd Jul 2013

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