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Those Barrack Doors...

A man walked into a supermarket with his trouser zip down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit...
13:11 Sat 20th Jul 20134 answers, last by slinky.kate 03:41 Sun 21st Jul 2013
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Cheeky Video....

http://tv.liberoquotidiano.it/video/105797/Donna-suona-Beethoven-con-le-chiappe.html#.UedX7xast0s...
11:46 Sat 20th Jul 20135 answers, last by Quoi 12:01 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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Complete Vs Finished...

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between "complete" and "finished". However, in a linguistic conference, held in London, and attended by some of the best linguistics in the...
22:52 Thu 18th Jul 20134 answers, last by fourteen85 07:11 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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How Hot Is It?...

The cows are giving evaporated milk. T The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin' Hot water now comes out of both taps. You actually burn your hand...
15:34 Thu 18th Jul 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:31 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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First Time In The Uk.

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the UK visited the foreign exchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rps and after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given...
14:32 Wed 17th Jul 20133 answers, last by andy-hughes 16:06 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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For A Few Good Men...

r 1- For a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who don't own a gun.‏ 2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. 3 - Why is the...
12:02 Wed 17th Jul 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:06 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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Rotten B!tch!!...

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up darlin'?' she...
23:51 Tue 16th Jul 20135 answers, last by marval 16:11 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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The Magic Trick...

A Welshman and an Englishman go to a pastry shop. The Englishman whisks three biscuits into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice. The Englishman says to the Welshman: You see how...
13:36 Tue 16th Jul 20134 answers, last by WyeDyed 00:32 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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Monkey...

A little girl realised that she had grown hair between her legs. She was worried and asked her mother about ‘that hair.’ Her mum calmly said – “That is your secret place, which we now refer to...
12:40 Tue 16th Jul 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:10 Tue 16th Jul 2013
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From The Back...

> A Vicar's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the Bishop and asked for arise in his wages. > After much discussion, he passed a rule that whenever the Vicar's family expanded; so would his...
00:09 Tue 16th Jul 20133 answers, last by Mannino44 12:21 Fri 03rd Mar 2023
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Change Positions...

A man makes a suggestion to his wife. “Sweetheart what do you say that tonight we change positions?” His wife responds with, “Yes, I would really like that! Tonight, you stand behind the ironing...
16:13 Mon 15th Jul 20133 answers, last by Psybbo 23:00 Mon 15th Jul 2013
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Some Crackers...

A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, "Does that mean that you are taking me...
15:20 Mon 15th Jul 20134 answers, last by EDDIE51 20:14 Mon 15th Jul 2013
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Should I Do The Ironing?

My intention was to do a pile of ironing this morning but here we are now lunchtime & its still sitting there calling me. I tell myself its too hot for ironing, I'm not in the mood, & when I take the...
12:44 Mon 15th Jul 201337 answers, last by gness 16:09 Mon 15th Jul 2013
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Unfaithful Wives...

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and...
12:19 Mon 15th Jul 20135 answers, last by ummmm 12:55 Mon 15th Jul 2013
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Ladies Is This You?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=6oHBG3ABUJU&vq=medium...
11:57 Sun 14th Jul 201312 answers, last by headwreck 00:28 Mon 15th Jul 2013
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Things Can't Be Nurse...

A man is lying in bed in a hospital ward with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"...
00:29 Sun 14th Jul 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 12:10 Sun 14th Jul 2013
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'nurse Nancy'...

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. " She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to...
15:21 Sat 13th Jul 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:24 Sat 13th Jul 2013
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At The Docs...

A man was very worried that his wife was lately not quite the same as she used to be. So, he takes her to the doctor who runs a battery of tests on her and then calls the man into his office. He says,...
14:26 Sat 13th Jul 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 17:25 Sat 13th Jul 2013
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Interchangeable...

Three doctors........ The first Doctor says: "I love doing surgery on Artists, they are so colorful: red Hearts, pink Stomachs, green Spleens." The next Doctor says: "Me, I love doing surgery on...
00:35 Sat 13th Jul 20131 answer, last by marval 09:18 Sat 13th Jul 2013
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The Secret...

Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful,...
00:04 Sat 13th Jul 20134 answers, last by marval 09:16 Sat 13th Jul 2013

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