Favourite Joke

[maggiebee]

Late friend of mine used to tell the same joke over and over again. My grandchildren love it and it still makes me smile.

Did you hear about the wee cannibal boy? He was eight before he was seven.

[Ann]

HAHA -In all the jokes I've ever known I had not heard that one before maggie - I will use that in the "missionary" section of our church ladies group newsletter! Will make them smile! :))

[tenrec]

Very good maggie

[missprim]

Good one maggie

[marval]

lol

[whiskeryron]

The joke that I've always remembered is called The Cloosh Maker.
It was when the last war started a fellow wanted to join the RAF & told the recruiting officer that he was by profession a cloosh maker, he was told that there were at present no vacancies for a cloosh maker. He decided to try the army & because no-one wanted to admit they hadn't a clue what a cloosh maker was he again was refused admission. He then went to enrol in the British Navy & being the senior service they were willing to give him a chance. He was eventually told what ship to report to & on being interviewed by the chief officer he was asked what was required for him to make a Cloosh, he replied plenty of timber so all tools & timber was supplied & he went to work. After2 weeks all was ready & the crew were assembled on deck. The guy staggered out carrying the strangest apparatus anyone had ever seen. He went to the side of the ship & to a roll of drums he threw the thing over the side------------------

And as it hit the ocean there was a huge CLOOSH.

W Ron.

[denis567]

Sorry Ron, not as funny as maggie's joke

[factor-fiction]

It's good but I feel uncomfortable saying 'ate' instead of 'eaten', so I won't pass that one on.

[erin-x]

Lol!

Why was Six scared of Seven?


Because Seven, Eight, Nine!! Hehe! XD