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A young man...

A young man is looking at porn magazines in
his bedroom when his dad walks in. 'Hey son',
the dad says, if you're doing what I think you're
doing, you'll go blind.' The young man slams his
magazines shut and calls out: 'Hey dad I'm over here!'
00:19 Tue 24th Apr 2012
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starone
hee-hee - naughty!
08:42 Tue 24th Apr 2012
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missprim
Lol
15:54 Tue 24th Apr 2012
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marval
Good one lol
18:01 Tue 24th Apr 2012

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