Frankiecat in The AnswerBank

Montycat - hows you doing?

Are you still at the vets? Must be evil not being able to wee without pain or discomfort. My thoughts are with you everytime I go to my litter tray to flood it out. I is thinking about you - all...

frankiecat

Hello .........

The First Christmas Joke - and it's Scottish.......... A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your...

frankiecat

A joke for you inferior hooomans ............

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each...

frankiecat

Do you think I am good looking?

I can't get a girlfriend and I am still staying at home with my sister and our mum. Do you think that there is any hope for me? http://i151.photobuck...gofthecastlesmall.jpg...

frankiecat

I am a cat and a poet - and I know it.....

This is my poem what I made for humans to read. Frankie - aged 5 years and 1 day old. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're purr-fect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get...

frankiecat

Do you think I am cute?

Babe-cats My human has entered me for a competition. The cutest cat wins a whole years worth of Whiskas. If we win she will be really, really cross when I refuse to eat it. I know that some of the...

frankiecat

It's a hard life being a cat

Got a email from the ed saying that I haven't been on AB for a while. That is coz I have been much too busy doing 'cat things' to bother about this site. I have snoozing, sleeping and catnapping to do...

frankiecat

Felix Marinades

One of you sick humans told my human that Felix Marinades were great (and half price in Tesco). Well human bought a box and they were naff. We had to refuse three (or was it four) meals in a row....

frankiecat

Humans are eejits

Is it too much to ask that a Slave feed their master and mistress properly. I told her that we have gone off the rabbit in jelly Felix and what was my first meal of 2009? I might have to resort to...

frankiecat

Fellow feline Gods

How many Christmas trees have we demolished this year? Our slave refuses to get a normal tree and has purchased a topiary tree (last years tree - not even a new one) . I have tried to work out how to...

frankiecat

Hello fellow furry alarm clocks

I have just crawled out from under the duvet to type this post. It is freezing here in Scotland - makes a cat glad that he is an 'indoor cat'. My sister is really lucky coz she has really long hair....

wolf63

Why (2)?

Why is FrankieCat sitting staring at me? Does he know something that I don't. Could he be hungry - naw he has just eaten his, and his sister's, dinner. He is starting to give me the creeps - wonder...

frankiecat

It should be illegal......

I think that it should be illegal to give boy cats cuddles. Humans should be banned for giving us a big hug coz that is for girls. I am tough and mean and I don't want cuddled. I lick kisses off my...

frankiecat

Monty ! !

I'm worried about you man ! How you doing? http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Animals-and-Nat ure/Question589853.html

frankiecat

My human has been cruel to me....help!

Earlier today I was reclining in my favourite cardboard box when my human came along, picked me up, removed my blanket and dumped me down on hard cardboard. I followed her to see where she was going...

frankiecat

Help us poor malnourished cats

Our human has decided to go on something called a diet. She has also decided that Merlin and I go on a diet too. She has cut down our sachets from 1.5 to 1 each per day. She actually expects me to eat...

frankiecat

Monty and Sam the Man

Hey buddies - did you both get lots of toys and sweets for Christmas? Did either of you manage to climb the Christmas tree? Our slave bought a tree that we couldn't climb - something called a topiary...

frankiecat

All dogs go to heaven.....

........but what about us pussy cats? Frankie and Princess Merlin

frankiecat

New site is good....

...because I can show my photograph to the world. Then all the pussy cats in the world will know that I am one cool tom cat. My sister is too silly and she can't work the computer. Her name is...

frankiecat

Cat Anthem

Meow, it's hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way don't need to obey orders, I just do what I want. To know me is to love me. I am a helluva cat meow, it's hard to be humble. When I can...

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wolf63

Computer playing up - help

Previous post - http://www.theanswerb...k/Question851908.html I cleared out my registry and deleted the temp files and the machine has been working fine until this afternoon. The computer freezes and...

mollykins

Your favourite ABer

Which ABer is; 1) your favourite? 2) the one you find funniest? 3) is kindest to you? 4) is the most useful in answering your questions? 5) the one you look up to and admire the most?...

Eve

Slightly wheezy cat

I've noticed Heathcliffe has a slight wheeze, more nose related than chesty from the sound of it. As he is a rescue cat the rescue centre had no idea of his medical history save that he is about 2 and...

Eve

Slightly wheezy cat

andrew1707

Are you all Scottish?

It may be just me but it seems like the vast majority of people on AB are Scottish; am I just imagining this?

Hazlinny

Valentine Competition 14Th February - Advance Notice.

❤Following the success of last year's competition, this is to notify all Abers that a similar one will be held on 14th February this year, looking for the best short or long poem (one from a male,... ...

wolf63

For Pasta

I have never been closer to deactivating my account than I am at present. It seems stupid to stomp off because of one stupid mod overmodding and not accepting that not all answers are strictly...

wolf63

For Pasta

I have never been closer to deactivating my account than I am at present. It seems stupid to stomp off because of one stupid mod overmodding and not accepting that not all answers are strictly...

anotheoldgit

What Would You Like To Ask The Prime Minster?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2936079/What-ask-David-Cameron-MailOnline-quiz-Prime-Minister-readers-choose-questions.html Now surely some of you cannot give this chance a miss, even though...

sp1814

A Question To All The News Section Contributors

I'm curious- how did you all choose your profile names? I'm [i]not[i] asking for any personal information, or anything that could uniquely identify you, so please bear this in mind when answering. I'm...

Dear-Doris

The Ab Agony Aunt

Hello Everyone - "Dear Doris" is here at last. Got a question that you simply dare not post under your own username? Embarrassing ailment, cookery disaster, motoring mishap, tricky sex-life? Email it...

FredPuli43

Updated Site Rules

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

wolf63

Confessions of a cat hater

I love animals and find them intriguing, but I understand that there is something about our feline friends that makes people distrust or dislike them. This is one such person...

mccfluff

tis a sad sad thing i have to do but the time has come

i'm going to break it to murph that there isn't a father kitkat, there is no sleigh, no team of rats and def no turkey legs how should i do it? this could be an incredibly painful experience...

NoMercy

Wine Of The Week

Peter Lehman Wild Card Shiraz is one of those wines that makes you salivate as you open the bottle for the first time and allow the powerful aromas to inundate your senses. Strong aromas of blackberry...

starone

Women's revenge

'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her purse, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always...

NoMercy

Wine Of The Week

ChasonetteH

A Mean Little Joke...

A YORKSHIRE LOVE STORY An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his...

SIRandyraven

"The AB Chatterbox on Sunday"

Now we have a gap in the market , we should fill it with our own Sunday chip paper. I will do the finance pages - This week I will do an article on probability and return on investment. Using Doc's...

Garmard

AB Usernames.

How did you guys dream up your username? Mine is just a German/Austrian surname....

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