32 DOWN:- POCKET. T?O?S?R. The only thing I can think of is TROUSER (as in trouser pocket) I have checked in DANWORD and the CROSSWORD SOLVER but can't find the answer anywhere....
Carried my I phone in my shirt pocket whilst out walking my dog and it still recorded how far I had walked. How does it now?? I always thought it had to be in one's trouser pocket so it recorded each...
A man found a tennis ball while out jogging and put it in his pocket to give his dog back home. As he stopped to wait at the traffic lights, a woman next to him couldn't help but notice the large...
What is the best way to fix a tear in a trouser pocket. I find that stitches come out. Someone told me that if you glue fabric onto the tear with fabric glue that this will work, by surely that will...
I had the smart idea of leaving cute notes in my boyfriends pocket for him to find later. When he went to the bathroom i got out of bed and went to put a note in his wallet which was in his trouser...
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your...
-- An ALA officer (Agricultural Law Association) stopped at a farm in Devo and talked with an old farmer. He told him, "I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs." The farmer...
A drug squad officer stops at a farm in Devon, and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.'The old farmer says, 'Okay, but do not go in...
I have accidently left my mobile phone in my trouser pocket and its been in a warm wash, naturally the phone is now dead as a dodo and its not insured, Its an LG with big buttons and Orange pay as you...
i remember seeing a film,early in my childhood,about a man and his wife who,were so good that they were rewarded for their deeds with the gift that,every time he went into his trouser pocket,he pulled...
A man comes home from work and his wife is waving a piece of paper with "Lucy" written it. "What this" she says " I found it in your trouser pocket" The husband is flustered, "Its the name of horse,...
If I make a provocative, contentious and well argued post "Democracy is rubbish" I only get 3 measly answers - one of which is mine! But if I post a "Has anyone seen my keys?", I get a veritable...
My boyfriend can put his perfectly clean, aroma-free hands in his trouser pocket, and after 2mins he pulls them out and, hey presto, his fingers smell of cheese. Beat that Blaine! Can any other you...
Just sorting out my outfit for a wedding later this month and decided on a nice clutch bag which will go well with everything else. And then I realised that not only will I need car keys, house keys,...
Went to the supermarket today (free parking on Sundays) £29 something opened my bag, no purse, do you have a credit / debit card. Yes Says I in my purse. Tell me you've done it too....
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Fray Bentos, Argentina), Doctor Sqad was in his surgery idly flicking through a Janet Reger lingerie catalogue, cunningly concealed within a...
Im always amazed how some folk carry around great big bulging purses around with them. Not with money but wads of credit cards, photos, receipts etc. I actually hate big purses. I prefer just a little...
Hi, I've used this site for a number of years now but not for anything of a serious nature, just "what's the name of that song?" type questions. However, I' am going to ask my girlfriend to marry me...
what sort of things do i need to do in the last few days before travel? i know, i just wanna check i havent missed anything, so everyone tell me anyway.
1. I finish at 13:00 so I can fetch my little chap from school 2. OH has gone to his Bezzer's for the weekend (Ryder Cup) 3. I am having my hair done tomorrow (will have lots chopped off) 4. ... ...
Good morning everyone - we’re having a wonderful run of gorgeous Autumn weather, but it’s all about to end sometime next week with rain predicted leading into Easter. A pity for those holidaying, but...
https://twitter.com/minnyshell/status/1390636148746342406?s=19
Just walking away like nothing happened. Unbelievable!
At least they were caught on cctv....
Has the virus been a good excuse for shops to insist on card payment only, its what a lot of them have always wanted, they don't as such have to stand there counting cash at the end of the day, or go...
Recently, when I think I've finished peeing I sometimes find my bladder has decided otherwise. It's not a great torrent but enough to leave a damp patch on my trousers. It's very embarrassing when I'm...
Man reunited with Christmas bonus after social media appeal http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-42504640 Isn't it nice that there are still some honest people left in Britain ! Well done Nobby...
I woke up on Monday morning with such bad pain in my left foot that I could hardly walk and nearly had to go sick from work. Managed to take enough pain killers to dull it a bit and carried on. The...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/29/wimbledon-ring-steel-security-barriers-prevent-london-bridge/
Oh our our once peaceful country is changing....
I'm off to Rome soon, and although I have travelled in other countries as a lone pensioner without worries, there seems to be a lot of mention of bag- snatchers in guide books about Rome. Should I be...
I've been doing some research but have not come to any conclusions and wonder if anyone can help me. I'm an Englishman living in England but want to become Scottish. I've always had a love for the...