A donkey and a chicken are on a farm when the donkey falls down a hole. The chicken runs off, steals a BMW and uses it to pull the donkey out on a rope. Next week the chicken falls down the same hole....
I bought my son and iPad and my daughter and iPod. The wife got me an iPhone and I got her an iRon. She wasn't too happy when I explained this could be integrated with the iWash and iClean network....
My wife called me upstairs earlier to show me the crotchless panties she'd found in the cupboard. She modelled them and walked seductively round the bedroom for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her...
in the last few months my wife and i have taken to watching bollywood type movies,very enjoyable, too but would like to know why the actors talk in Indian (or whatever they call it) and partly in...
Had it been a British soldier/squad that killed Bin Laden would you have felt any less safe or are we still implicated in anything that the US does as Blair convinced the world that we always stand...
hi..i want to make some pigeonholes for the post for 8 flats.this would be made from ply or mdf..our agent has said they cant be made from wood as the fire officer says so.is this true? and what can...
Emmental cheese has a lot of holes, all different sizes, and randomly distributed through the cheese. One supermarket I visit regularly sells 400g blocks of it in vacuum-wrappers. How do they know,...
I have a friend with a birthday coming up and she loves butterflies. Another friend told me there's a shop in or around Edinburgh, where the owner keeps butterflies and when a butterfly has passed on,...
I have my Colonoscopy tomorrow, I have just sat down to my first glass of "Kleen-Prep" I have put this in Body & Soul as I feel this would be most appropriate as I think my body and soul...
Can someone point me in the right direction. Want to read peoples views on it and take a gander at any conspiracy theories that might be on here :o)
Ta muchly...
Just 800 yards away from the world's most wanted man: How U.S. soldiers 'trained Pakistani troops in how to hunt Al Qaeda... next to Bin Laden's hideaway' U.S. troops were just 800 yards from Osama...
With regard to the various conspiracy theories that some have said Osama Bin Laden was some sort of a US agent or an "inside man" with US itself being behind 9/11 attacks, how would all this...
I know that the internet is 24 hours but here do people actually talk all night, do you have shifts like certain people usually are here from a certain time to a certain time and at night you'll have...
Don't really know what to do. A friend of a friend swears blind she saw my gran coming out of the local gum clinic. I thought she was joking but she described her to a tea and told me what she was...
The jury in this case have returned an 'unlawful killing verdict. I am so pleased and hope that the officer involved will face criminal proceedings. For too long, thugs within the police force have...
