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Little Johnny Joke - 2 Of 2

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when the teacher picked him to answer a question. “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how...

spireman

April......

Just watched Only Fools, and Del makes reference to his ' april ', which in the context meant heart ( I think ) What is the ryhming slang here ? TY

Psybbo

grumply old men and women

Please bring back updated versions love these

bonniemary

CAMILLA?

are the english public warming to her?will she be queen of england?

Wrongn3mber

When you get to hell tell them "?" sent you

( I don't know which name is meant to be between the comas )Which film did this phrase originally come from?

berniecuddles

my birthday

going out for a meal tomorrow for my birthday (53) old git!! plus its our 13th wedding anniversary too so happy anniversary lesley xxx love ya loads xxx...

tigerlelly

Where, oh where can I buy some old-fashioned full-flavour onions -the kind that make you cry when you peel them and have a bite to them.I am fed-up with all the ones in the supermarkets; if I want a...

TWR

Well?

Has the weather today Izzed you off? have you done what you set out to do, or have you sat at home watching the box?

sherrardk

Terrible table manners

Went out for lunch today (cooker still dead and no replacement bought yet). Sitting at the table nearest to us were (what looked like) gran and grandad, mum and dad and two boys (about 6 and 13 years...

janzman

What's your best bargain purchase...

...A couple of weeks back my door bell rang and a fella offered to cover my soffits and facias and replace all guttering and two down pipes. You know the kind of thing,"Iwas doing a job nearby...

goldenbolls

any nices dishes to make with cheese ?

apart from pizza of course ;-) i got loads of cheeses off a friend and do not know what to do with it .

Dee Sa

Burger King

I am not a fan of burgers but I do eat on the odd occasion, I think B/king's burgers taste far better then Mcdonalds, especially the Aberdeen Angus ones. That greasy smell that hits you as you open...

tinkerbell23

The hungover thread..

I am hungover :0((( And i cant sleep :0((((((( Feel like stripping and running out into the rain!!!!! Lol...

Bobbisox

not bothering about Ashley Cole's not keeping it in his trousers..again!

But why do these girls just wonder up to his hotel room and have casual sex? I must be way out of touch here, what happened to self respect???...

dannyday5821

nuclear holocaust

just watched that episode of only fools and horses where they build the nuclear fall out shelter... and rodney talks about mutants roaming around... just wondered - where did the idea of radiation...

emmie

Does this happen to you

you do the washing, well some do, and get the stuff out of the machine, only to find a sock missing, why can't it be the pair, then you probably wouldn't notice. The same with earrings, never lose...

TWR

Our part of Lancs, UK

Had heavy rain, windy, drizzle

joko

calling any living thing, an even some inanimate objects 'him'...

I have a habit of calling ani mals and insects etc 'him', and not it, (unless its a pet an name an sex is known) but also will call things it too...such as a carrott I found that was shaped vaguely...

Postdog

Told Ya!

http://www.dailymail....-letters-pour-in.html I think the begging letters are the least concern myself. These idiots have only themselves to blame for going public. I fail to seehow this money is...

mrsmurphey

heinz tomato ketchup with balsamic

Sainsbury are stocking this as a limited editio product. We love it and urge others to try hoping it will become a regular product.

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