I expect I am in concord with the majority on here, and would wish to see a greater presence of liberated advanced democracies like Chad, Ethopia, and Somalia, but what always puzzles me and what I am...
Well there were no real gems tonight, but here are a few Toad and Pasty isms, and a couple of my own. ...a PUSTA dish which must be served 8 times..... It has to change from being ok to being WOW !...
Frank Sinatra - NOO York - it's NEW York you silly moron !! Elvis Presley, oh what a waste of time, dark glasses, oh Elvis is the greatest, oh no he isn't he's just a wan$er, Cliff is the best,...
That's it !! That's it !! Finished !! You've got a lot of nice iron flavour there. I think it's..... ok (Toad, roll the tongue) Your mashed potato worries me a little bit, you've got lumps in the...
Well there isn't a question, sorry, I just hope you enjoy these gems from the lips of Toad and Pasty: You haven't gone and thrown something silly over it, like balsamic vinegar. It's a bowl of PUSTA,...
I have a bed at the bottom of the garden which I regularly lay out with bedding plants, and regularly the foxes trash it. Hot chilli powder has been quite effective in past years, but overnight they...
Ignoring the COMPLETE CLOSURE of the A3 at Wimbledon, which of these apart from all of them do you think leads to the greatest loss of bonhomie and goodwill towards all men from behind the wheel. 1)...
What is the sodding point in slippers that don't have a back ? You end up walking with a funny shuffling gait just to keep the bloody things on. Walk upstairs - and guess what - they fall off. Walk...
If you are DIYing or cleaning the skirtings or dusting, what do you best like as an accompaniment ? I have been finishing the beading upstairs and I had Glenda Jackson reading "Little Women" to me....
I heard a snippet of news on LBC 1152 that the Conservatives are discussing the notion that schools might be able to base their selection of pupils on ethnicity. This sounds like a good and...
If you live near Tooting get over to Patel Brothers opposite Dadu's in the High Street and buy a jar of "Pickle and Spice Co West Indian Scotch Bonnet". They've got 2 jars left, I...
The Rayleigh shooting. 2 piles of scum were interrupted raiding a delivery to a cashpoint in their attempt to get something for nothing at the expense of everybody else, when a 24yo member of the...
Channel 4 are having to apologise about 'racism' on Big Brother. This country has gone barking mad. I really believe we (who is we?) will not be happy until we have an entirely Black, muslim, gay,...
Seeing as everybody is watching the footie, I thought I might slip in a bum, or bottom, or fart, or even bu$$er. I still say 7-6 to Roma, own goal by Gerrard.
Try this. Fry 3 finely chopped onions with a tablespoon of chopped garlic (from a jar naturally) until slightly burned. Add and brown 600g of cubed pork tenderloin fillet. A large jar of Pataks...
